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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-17-04 12:06 PM
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Poll question: Who's cult are you going to join? JVS or Eyesroll
Edited on Fri Sep-17-04 12:10 PM by LynneSin
Seems they are both solicity for cults here in the DU Lounge. Both basically claim there's would be the best cult but there are no guidlines, pamphlets or kool-aid that we can check out before joining.

So based on these 2 links - who's cult are you going to join?

JVS

or

eyesroll
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markus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-17-04 12:19 PM
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1. Ok, the bus of enlightment is what get's my vote!
Where do I report?
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-17-04 12:20 PM
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3. probably with Matcom's Hippo
after reading those 2 threads that hippo seems the most enlightened
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-17-04 12:21 PM
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4. That's mine
We use the bus to visit bars and spread the holy word. We also like to drink.
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mrboba1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-17-04 12:20 PM
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2. Location. Location. Location.
eyesroll.

Plus I get to use a razor scooter.

:bounce:
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sui generis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-17-04 12:25 PM
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5. already have signed up for Matcom to be my personal deity
might as well get the toaster oven and join the purple hippo cult too.
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-17-04 12:29 PM
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6. I think the toasters are reserved only if you choose to become a Lesbian
:shrug:
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sui generis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-17-04 12:36 PM
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11. well if matcom manages to make me straight
I'll send him a toaster oven AND a lesbian.
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-17-04 12:37 PM
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13. I'm sure matcom would appreciate both of those
But I don't think he's into the deprogramming homosexual business
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sui generis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-17-04 12:41 PM
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16. I just wanted a sure bet
besides, I don't even have a toaster oven, and if he started making me take a sexual interest in women I suppose I would be a lesbian, sorta.

Okay, let's see if I can get my other dainty size eleven to join the first one in my mouth.
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-17-04 12:45 PM
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20. size 11 and you're gay
:cry:

We lose all the good ones.
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-17-04 12:30 PM
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7. People joining my cult get a Kegerator
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-17-04 12:32 PM
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8. Damn, and I was going to pick eyesroll
You've just won - as long as the kegarator isn't filled with carbonated grape koolaid!!
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-17-04 12:33 PM
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9. The Kegs will be a rotation of fine German and Czech beers
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-17-04 12:35 PM
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10. nah, you lost me there - back to eyesroll
I'm a fan of strong english beer or a nice microbrew.
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-17-04 12:41 PM
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15. feh. Better not to have you then
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-17-04 12:42 PM
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18. Fine, I'm sure eyesroll and our cult will appreciate the fine tequila
I bring with me to the cult

so THERE
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-17-04 12:45 PM
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21. We won't miss it tequilla doesn't mix with Kielbasa, pierogies and Haluski
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sui generis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-17-04 12:38 PM
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14. I may have to be a low-down dirty two timer
how 'bout some Guiness?
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-17-04 12:43 PM
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19. Guiness you can get easily at the bar when we go out in the Bus
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Beware the Beast Man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-17-04 12:37 PM
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12. JVS and I have a pact
He is the charismatic religious arm of my brutal, oppressive regime!
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-17-04 12:42 PM
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17. Beware the Beast Man is a great leader, spiritually speaking
I heartily endorse his brutal regime!
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baldguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-17-04 12:57 PM
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22. I would like to be a Kozorian.


All hail the prophet Matcom!
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