My apologies if I offended any Wiccans with my curse request

noahmijo

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Wed Sep-22-04 11:12 PM
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My apologies if I offended any Wiccans with my curse request

Okay any black magic or crazy bastard types? anyone know any berserkers? maybe I guess I could round up a batch of Mexican and Italian Catholic priests who in their younger years were boxers or soldiers and we can capture The Bush Crime Family and dump Holy Water on them till they melt like the demons they are.

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Vincardog

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Wed Sep-22-04 11:14 PM
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1. Do it yourself I don't need the karma

Edited on Wed Sep-22-04 11:15 PM by Vincardog

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noahmijo

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Wed Sep-22-04 11:16 PM
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3. the karma of destroying Satan's baby by Holy Water?

why would that create bad karma?

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Briarius

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Wed Sep-22-04 11:22 PM
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10. Sometimes we have to take on bad karma to save others from worse

it can even be a good thing if done for the right reasons

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Moonbeam_Starlight

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Wed Sep-22-04 11:14 PM
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2. I love the way you think

Edited on Wed Sep-22-04 11:14 PM by Moonbeam_Starlight

before bush's speech at the RNC a lot of us in the GD Campaign forum were sending really bad diarrhea vibes his way.

On edit: I'll risk the karma. Getting him out of office is worth it.

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alittlelark

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Wed Sep-22-04 11:17 PM
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4. You must have succeeded!!!

Only diarrhea spewed from him!!!

Good Job!

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Moonbeam_Starlight

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Wed Sep-22-04 11:18 PM
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7. Yeah but we were hoping from the other end, too

NOT so that people would feel sorry for him, but just enough for him to act REALLY weird and sweat about ten times more than normal and not be able to give his speech very well at all. Ok that part is always true. I mean it would have SERIOUSLY messed with his speaking.

But no mess on the floor. That would have just made people feel sorry for him.

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aquart

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Wed Sep-22-04 11:21 PM
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9. You can avoid the karma by sending the curse prepaid.

Seriously. Use this conditional class action curse:

"May the evil you do come back to you from every place it has gone, from every one it has harmed."

Then all you are wishing upon him is what he has earned. If he has done no evil, no evil will come back to him.

Prepaid.

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kixot

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Wed Sep-22-04 11:17 PM
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5. Don't bother.

Believe it or not, Bushco would already be employing psychic branches of the CIA for protection, black-psy-ops, and psychic defense. It's something that has been researched extensively for application to espionage and other military interests. You can call it loony or whatever, there are many who have placed much stock in dimly-known systems of thought which have proven effective to some degree.

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JohnKleeb

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Wed Sep-22-04 11:18 PM
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6. Dude did you see my idea

Just get some drunk to do it.

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BigMcLargehuge

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Wed Sep-22-04 11:21 PM
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8. (drags fingers across cheek) "Genital Warts"

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sundog

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Wed Sep-22-04 11:22 PM
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11. I wish we could employ a good witch doctor...

you know... chickens & voodoo dolls & such

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Moonbeam_Starlight

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Wed Sep-22-04 11:24 PM
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13. We did that during the RNC

why do you think Zell happened?

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DS1

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Wed Sep-22-04 11:23 PM
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12. Sacrificial Box-Turtles to the rescue!!

Yes, my lovelies, eat the virgin fruit!

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