15 things a man can do at Wal-Mart while his wife is taking her sweet time

15 things a man can do at Wal-Mart -- while his wife is taking her
sweet time:
 
 
 
01. Get 24 boxes of condoms &randomly put them in people's carts when
they aren't looking.
 
02. Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5 minute
intervals.
 
03. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
 
04. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone: 'Code
3 in Housewares' . . and see what happens.
 
05. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay-away.
 
06. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
 
07. Set-up a tent in the Camping Department -- and tell other shoppers
you're sleeping over; invite them in if they bring pillows from the  Bedding Department.
 
08. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask: "Why
can't you people just leave me alone?"
 
09. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick
your nose.
 
10. While handling guns in the Hunting Department , ask the clerk if he
knows where the anti-depressants are.
 
11. Dart around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming the theme
from  "Mission impossible."
 
12. In the Auto Department, practice your "Madonna look" using
different sized funnels.
 
13. Hide in a clothing rack ...... and when people browse through,  say:
"PICK ME!!!      PICK ME!!!
 
14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal
position and scream "NO!...It's those voices again!!!"
 
And last but not least:
 
15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while . .  then
yell loudly: "There's no toilet paper in here.

:thumbsup:

True.

:P

LOL

However, it's good you are making the best of an unfortunate situation.