I'd like to lick boobies - Democratic Underground

JohnKleeb

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Thu Sep-23-04 03:37 PM
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I'd like to lick boobies

Edited on Thu Sep-23-04 03:41 PM by JohnKleeb

Sorry but that just asked to get copycatted.
BTW they are the official DU Lounge bird :).

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LDS Jock

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Thu Sep-23-04 03:44 PM
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1. what part do you lick?

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JohnKleeb

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Thu Sep-23-04 03:44 PM
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2. the tit

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LDS Jock

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Thu Sep-23-04 03:45 PM
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3. PERVERT n/t

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JohnKleeb

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Thu Sep-23-04 03:47 PM
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6. How could I say no to this?

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Bucky

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Thu Sep-23-04 04:11 PM
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19. That is NOT a bird. Well, not an actual bird, anyhoo.

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JohnKleeb

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Thu Sep-23-04 04:15 PM
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21. In brit speak it's a bird

and a beautiful one at that.

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commander bunnypants

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Thu Sep-23-04 03:45 PM
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4. boobies rule

I like to watch them jiggle

DDQM

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JohnKleeb

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Thu Sep-23-04 03:47 PM
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7. boobies are great

They give hope!

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sui generis

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Thu Sep-23-04 03:46 PM
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5. I won't even start with munching cooter

Edited on Thu Sep-23-04 03:48 PM by sui generis

http://www.recipegoldmine.com/soupstew/soupstew71.htm

can't.stop.please.help

how 'bout some spotted dick?

http://thefoody.com/pudding/spotteddick.html

something for everyone in this post

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MallRat

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Thu Sep-23-04 03:51 PM
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11. If you haven't seen this, you'll find it worthwhile.

http://www.comedycentral.com/tv_shows/thedailyshowwithjonstewart/videos_corr.jhtml?p=helms

It's the very first Ed Helms report listed on the page.

-MR

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Placebo

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Thu Sep-23-04 03:48 PM
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8. Pssh, Boobies are NOTHING SPECIAL

And might I add, OVERRATED

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JohnKleeb

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Thu Sep-23-04 03:50 PM
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9. You just don't get it

I value my Catholicism deeply and I'd convert to Judaism for a girl like that.

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Placebo

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Thu Sep-23-04 03:51 PM
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10. You Love Your PENIS More Than JESUS

You democratic heathen. Just like Bill Clinton, he traded his love for jesus for a jewish WHORE as well!

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JohnKleeb

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Thu Sep-23-04 03:55 PM
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12. no I love "love" more than I do Jesus

With a girl like Portman, I'd get to retain my ethnic identity and my democratic party affilation. If it means being Jewish, that's fine, I suspect I really have a lot of Jewish blood anyhow.

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Placebo

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Thu Sep-23-04 03:56 PM
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13. You would KILL Jesus If It Would Get You BOOBIES

Just like the jews, you'd kill jesus to get your sweaty impatient hands on some BOOBIES!

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JohnKleeb

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Thu Sep-23-04 04:00 PM
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14. Now why would I do that?

I got the trifecta, My Irish-German-Slovak-Slovene ethnic and heritage identity, my Catholicism, and my Democratic party and beliefs, I wouldn't kill Christ for sex, I would become a Jew if I met a nice Jewish girl like the fine, Ms. Portman, really it happens all the time, Henry Hill sort of became Jewish when he married Carol.

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Placebo

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Thu Sep-23-04 04:01 PM
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15. you weak, WEAK man

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JohnKleeb

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Thu Sep-23-04 04:05 PM
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17. You're telling me you wouldn't give up some of who you were for a

person you love?
I'd try to stop being such a glut when it comes eating. Maybe I am old fashion :shrug: but love is love, all you need is love! :D

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Placebo

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Thu Sep-23-04 04:09 PM
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18. I'm an atheist, so I have nothing to give up!

hehe but if you're going to be catholic, ya might as well be catholic all the way

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JohnKleeb

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Thu Sep-23-04 04:12 PM
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20. Not just faith man, I mean anything

Edited on Thu Sep-23-04 04:18 PM by JohnKleeb

Hey I once leaned athiest, agnostic, if I had to convert faiths, I'd do it, it's been happening for generations.

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Bucky

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Thu Sep-23-04 04:02 PM
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16. mmmmm, sweaty boooobeeeeessss....

do birds sweat?

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JohnKleeb

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Thu Sep-23-04 05:46 PM
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22. booooooobies

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liontamer

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Thu Sep-23-04 05:47 PM
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23. I think if you licked those boobies you'd get sick eom

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JohnKleeb

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Thu Sep-23-04 05:49 PM
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25. it was symbolic

Now those boobies, :), actually I am not like that honest, I'd rather get to know her first :).

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liontamer

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Thu Sep-23-04 05:58 PM
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27. I know a great natalie portman story

that I'll tell you when you turn 18 and I won't get in trouble for corrupting a minor

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JohnKleeb

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Thu Sep-23-04 05:59 PM
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28. Remember my birthday is the 24th of July

:D She's a hotty, and as I said above, I'd convert to judaism for that :D.

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Deja Q

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Thu Sep-23-04 05:48 PM
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24. I prefer sausages, thanks anyway.

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JohnKleeb

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Thu Sep-23-04 05:50 PM
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26. thanks for not insulting boobies

:D
If you like sausages, then have at it.

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jonnyblitz

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Thu Sep-23-04 06:00 PM
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29. do your parents know you are posting this crap Kleeb?

:wow: :spank:

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JohnKleeb

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Thu Sep-23-04 06:02 PM
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30. Dude it was a copy cat thread

:D
I could do far worse crap.

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jonnyblitz

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Thu Sep-23-04 06:13 PM
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31. no excuse. n/t

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DrWeird

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Thu Sep-23-04 06:23 PM
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32. What flavor is it?

I can't believe I'm the first person to ask this in a thread about tasting sea birds.

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Anarcho-Socialist

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Thu Sep-23-04 06:25 PM
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33. I've always dreamt of boobies flying at me from all sides n/t

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Thu Sep-23-04 06:28 PM
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34. OK, time to lock this

Thanks.

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