YOU CAN ONLY POST IN HERE IF YOU RHYME EVERYTHING YOU SAY!

Moonbeam_Starlight

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Thu Sep-23-04 08:31 PM
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YOU CAN ONLY POST IN HERE IF YOU RHYME EVERYTHING YOU SAY!

AND only if your user name is HeyHey!

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Moonbeam_Starlight

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Thu Sep-23-04 08:31 PM
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1. In rhyming couplets you must speak

if you break the rule, your nipple I will tweak.

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Liberal Veteran

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Thu Sep-23-04 08:33 PM
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8. I can't surpass your winning streak...

But another will knock you off your peak.

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Moonbeam_Starlight

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Thu Sep-23-04 08:35 PM
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19. I see you want a nipple tweak

get over here, now don't be meek.

NIPPLE TWEAK!!!!!

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Moonbeam_Starlight

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Thu Sep-23-04 08:32 PM
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2. So heed my words, tread with care

or I shall get you by the short hairs.

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Misunderestimator

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Thu Sep-23-04 08:32 PM
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3. HEyHEY is not my name...

But rhyming is my game

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Moonbeam_Starlight

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Thu Sep-23-04 08:32 PM
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6. You broke the second rule of the game

which means you aren't totally lame.

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Misunderestimator

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Thu Sep-23-04 08:35 PM
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16. If you call me only partly lame

And you don't intend to blame
Then you should retract that rule
Before you start to drool

(Now THAT was lame, I say with shame)

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Endangered Specie

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Thu Sep-23-04 08:32 PM
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4. Only HeyHey can post up this way... I think thats gay... but hey...

if thats your way... have a field day!

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Moonbeam_Starlight

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Thu Sep-23-04 08:33 PM
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9. Not quite a rhyming *couplet* is that

I shall now beat you with a baseball bat.

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Endangered Specie

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Thu Sep-23-04 08:35 PM
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18. You swing and miss, you cant touch this, How about I take your bat,

how do you like that, smack you around, put your face in the ground!

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Moonbeam_Starlight

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Thu Sep-23-04 08:36 PM
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22. And still you cannot make the form fit the rhyme

what is your problem, couplets too sublime?

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Endangered Specie

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Thu Sep-23-04 08:38 PM
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26. Dont you be dissin my rhyming skills,

Ill smack ya so bad youll need aspirin pills!

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Moonbeam_Starlight

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Thu Sep-23-04 08:41 PM
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35. Much better my friend, endangered specie

you got it down, you did it, you see?

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Endangered Specie

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Thu Sep-23-04 08:43 PM
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41. Its all cool man, I know how to rhyme.

Nothing better to do, Im just killin time.

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flyingfysh

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Thu Sep-23-04 08:32 PM
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5. But I can't rhyme all the time!

If I were a poet, I would know it.

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Kierkegaard

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Thu Sep-23-04 08:33 PM
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7. Looks like your username isn't HeyHey!

So I demand a retraction right away.

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Moonbeam_Starlight

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Thu Sep-23-04 08:34 PM
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12. I started the thread, I am the boss

so it is YOUR ass I shall now toss.

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Kierkegaard

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Thu Sep-23-04 08:40 PM
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34. No, no, moonbeam, you're not the queen,

You're the worst darn poet I've ever seen!

If anyone here should be cast from the room,
T'would be you, so go get on your broom!

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shingashong

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Thu Sep-23-04 08:43 PM
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42. Don't be rude, don't be mean

Or else I'm gonna have to clean-

Your mouth with soap
because I don't dote-

on such a mean post
So please don't boast!

;)

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Kierkegaard

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Thu Sep-23-04 08:48 PM
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47. All is fair in love and war

and poetry is that way too.

I'm really not rotten to the core,
(I just said that so you wouldn't sue)

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shingashong

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Thu Sep-23-04 08:52 PM
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50. It's all good

Edited on Thu Sep-23-04 08:52 PM by shingashong

I forgive you, I always would!

ETA: Yes, my grammar sucks...go figure, f*** a duck!

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shingashong

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Thu Sep-23-04 08:33 PM
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10. I may not be HeyHey, but I rhyme all day n/t

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Berserker

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Thu Sep-23-04 08:37 PM
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23. HeyHey fuckin A

I'll post here anyway
be it night or be it day
so sit down and listen to
what I have to say!

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sundog

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Thu Sep-23-04 08:34 PM
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11. O Moonbeam ya lass, so full o'such sass

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Moonbeam_Starlight

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Thu Sep-23-04 08:34 PM
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14. Sundog shall be allowed to stay

because flattery will get you every WAY.

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shingashong

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Thu Sep-23-04 08:36 PM
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21. Moonbeam is full of light & fun

don't test her, because then you'll be done!

(LOL Moonbeam, speaking of the "other place" LOL)

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Moonbeam_Starlight

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Thu Sep-23-04 08:37 PM
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24. Shingashong will be my bringalong

because she has been right ALL ALONG.

:loveya:

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shingashong

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Thu Sep-23-04 08:38 PM
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I may be right but I lean left

and I refuse to buy Dreft!

:loveya: back!

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david_vincent

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Thu Sep-23-04 08:34 PM
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13. This all strikes me as pretty stupid

I'm gonna find my squeeze and make like Cupid.

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shingashong

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Thu Sep-23-04 08:42 PM
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38. Cupid is as Cupid Does

but does Cupid wear Luvs?

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GainesT1958

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Thu Sep-23-04 08:35 PM
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15. A limerick, as read by GainesT "HEYHEY" 1958:

We've come to the Seventh Inning
Cheney's losing; America's winning
The cheers make him sick:
"Go F*** yourself, Dick!"
Looks like the Bush Heard, it needs thinning!:D

B-)

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jpgray

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Thu Sep-23-04 08:35 PM
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17. This verse with no meter just wastes our time

so coupled as it is with lousy rhyme.

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HEyHEY

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Thu Sep-23-04 08:36 PM
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20. Damn I can't do it, I've been trying to so screw it!

I'll try again a little later, I don't want to miss my dinner which is catered.

I suck at this.

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shingashong

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Thu Sep-23-04 08:37 PM
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25. Please...you don't suck

It must be luck!

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HEyHEY

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Thu Sep-23-04 08:38 PM
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27. I may not suck - but it ain't luck - I've been getting advice from a duck

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shingashong

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Thu Sep-23-04 08:39 PM
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30. Does that duck give a

cluck??

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HEyHEY

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Thu Sep-23-04 08:39 PM
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31. a cluck?

Yup!

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shingashong

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Thu Sep-23-04 08:41 PM
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37. Awww did you think I was gonna say

suck?

I'm glad you have a nice duck

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Moonbeam_Starlight

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Thu Sep-23-04 08:39 PM
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29. Aw now heyhey my newest DU crush

please don't feel so badly, you still make me blush--

you are inspiration to me, and to every liberal here
so go eat your dinner; don't worry dear.

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HEyHEY

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Thu Sep-23-04 08:40 PM
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33. Aww gee, that makes me giggle hee hee!

:-)

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Deja Q

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Thu Sep-23-04 08:38 PM
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28. There once was a woman from Venus,

do you really want me to see thus? :wtf: :crazy: :evilgrin:

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Moonbeam_Starlight

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Thu Sep-23-04 08:40 PM
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32. Hypno is bad but I still love HIM

even when he's full of phlegm.

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K. F. Gibbons

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Thu Sep-23-04 08:41 PM
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36. Copenhagen ooh what a flavor, Copenhagen, you can see it in my smiiiile

Copenhagen, do yourself a favor, chew Copenhagen and drive them pretty girls wild. SPIT!!

Is it OK if we sing it?

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Moonbeam_Starlight

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Thu Sep-23-04 08:43 PM
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40. You violated the rules, a non-rhyming line

now I shall drown you in a vat of bad wine.

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skygazer

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Thu Sep-23-04 08:42 PM
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39. This thread is getting very strange

Plus dinner's burning on my range
I ought to go and pull it off
The smoke is thick, it makes me cough
And now the smoke alarm's going off!

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shingashong

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Thu Sep-23-04 08:44 PM
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43. I guess I should go make dinner

because if I don't, I'm gonna have a sinner-

a little girl who will curse me good
kick, scream for her supper she would

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EstimatedProphet

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Thu Sep-23-04 08:45 PM
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44. I have to have dinner pretty soon too

So I'm going off to eat, before my sushi turns to goo!

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skygazer

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Thu Sep-23-04 08:49 PM
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48. The dinner's saved, I will not fret

I'll rhyme all night to take your bet
I love to rhyme, it makes me smile
So stay with me and rhyme a while.

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Moonbeam_Starlight

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Thu Sep-23-04 08:45 PM
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45. Another one who thinks the rules don't apply

with a triplet at the end of your rhyme.

You cannot scream, you cannot speak,
you will now receive the Nipple Tweak.

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skygazer

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Thu Sep-23-04 08:52 PM
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51. A nipple tweak! Oh, goodness me!

You wretch! You let my nipples free!
I've played your game, though broke the rules
You've turned on me like ugly ghouls!

My nipples ache from your rough yank
I'd rather have a buttock spank!
But no, you torture my poor chest
I'd better go, I need some rest!

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Kierkegaard

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Thu Sep-23-04 08:56 PM
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52. One for the road (not hypnotoad)

I wonder if a soup tureen
I left at 3rd and Vandersteen
Once belonged to Orson Bean
My credit card is maxed out, Delaney.

Get yourself a rubber face
And glue it to the human race
Don't wipe your feet in outer space
You crazy hallucinating anabolic steroid user!

Over there behind the tree
You'll find some brown insanity
As long as you get done by three
I don't care what you taste like, quite frankly.

Hortense consequently moved to Albania.

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DS1

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Thu Sep-23-04 08:47 PM
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46. nineteen thousand, never much to say

Edited on Thu Sep-23-04 08:49 PM by DS1

a gasoline douse and flame away,
chances are I don't like 'pubs,
like a mountain-top removal,
I'll stick their face in mud,

George Dubya Bush is a son of a whore,
makes me wish I liked the devil some more,
vote for dub, sing a lub, sing the tales of yore,
armageddon gladly comes 'a knockin' at your door

edit to note that this is designed is a skip-rope ditty

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shingashong

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Thu Sep-23-04 08:51 PM
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49. No flames from me

of course, the freepers will tell us to "climb a tree"
They have no lives and do not care
about our future- do we dare?
Protest and work against an admin gone mad
All they would say is, "That's too bad"
But they need a dose of truth and a bit of feeling
But all they do is stare at their ceiling
Mumbling patriotic words and acting so right
In all honesty, it's just a fright.

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Commie Pinko Dirtbag

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Thu Sep-23-04 09:00 PM
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53. I dare the Freeper trolls to emulate

Edited on Thu Sep-23-04 09:01 PM by JCCyC

This thread that happened by fate
But we'll never see this on that other board
With the language skills of that horde.

Edit:
plural is it.

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tuvor

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Thu Sep-23-04 09:10 PM
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54. I try. Why? Bye-bye, guy.

*sigh*

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NYC

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Thu Sep-23-04 09:37 PM
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55. That isn't very nice of you.

Now, I don't know what to do.

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