Hmm. The peasants are restless. They've got the castle surrounded.

Screaming Lord Byron

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Fri Sep-24-04 02:25 PM
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Hmm. The peasants are restless. They've got the castle surrounded.

What shall I do? Do I have a peasant revolt on my hands?
Should I be worried? Should I actually start paying them, or something?

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Dookus

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Fri Sep-24-04 02:26 PM
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1. Start boiling the oil

don't take any shit from the peasants.

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htuttle

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Fri Sep-24-04 02:27 PM
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2. The King is a Fink!

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4MoreYearsOfHell

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Fri Sep-24-04 02:27 PM
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3. Throw a cow

and some shit on them.

It worked in the Holy grail.

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HEyHEY

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Fri Sep-24-04 02:30 PM
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6. Damn you!

I was gonna say that...You've won this time

Runaway runaway!

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Fenris

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Fri Sep-24-04 02:28 PM
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4. They're only pissed off because as Chancellor I sent them plague rats.

Tell me they're starving, will they? :grr:

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eyesroll

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Fri Sep-24-04 02:29 PM
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5. Mumble at them.

That'll show 'em.

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HEyHEY

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Fri Sep-24-04 02:30 PM
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7. Hey That's how I deal with irate readers!

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MumblingPeasantSteve

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Fri Sep-24-04 02:33 PM
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8. Oh. It's too late for that.

Screaming Lord Byron is in our hands. We hold him for ransom.
Nothing can stop us in our quest for respect, decent wages and regular showers.

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SheWhoMustBeObeyed

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Fri Sep-24-04 02:40 PM
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9. What?

Can't understand a word you're saying.

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MumblingPeasantSteve

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Fri Sep-24-04 02:41 PM
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10. Yes. I often have that problem, for some reason.

It makes hostage negotiation very difficult.

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SheWhoMustBeObeyed

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Fri Sep-24-04 03:20 PM
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14. I don't think you'll get much for him anyway

His own people didn't seem to want him.

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MumblingPeasantSteve

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Fri Sep-24-04 03:20 PM
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15. That's a lovely grave.

He'll scream no more.

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Loki

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Fri Sep-24-04 02:47 PM
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11. Let them eat cake. n/t

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Gildor Inglorion

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Fri Sep-24-04 02:54 PM
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12. From "The Last Castle" -

"Were power-wagons at hand, I'd volith riding forth with a whip to send the raudlebogs skirkling home."

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Bridget Burke

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Fri Sep-24-04 03:12 PM
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13. The peasants are revolting!

(Of course. They never bathe.)

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MumblingPeasantSteve

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Fri Sep-24-04 03:21 PM
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16. When you work 28 hours a day, how can you?

Edited on Fri Sep-24-04 03:21 PM by MumblingPeasantSteve

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underpants

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Fri Sep-24-04 03:21 PM
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17. The pheasants are revolting?

I can't say I have ever heard of that.

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underpants

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Fri Sep-24-04 03:23 PM
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18. Peasants! ATTENTION PLEASE! We will be meeting in the parking lot

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MumblingPeasantSteve

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Fri Sep-24-04 03:23 PM
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19. That's my cousin Edwin!

He was supposed to be slaughtering capon that day.

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Phillycat

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Fri Sep-24-04 03:26 PM
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20. Eh, let the scurvy curs rot!

ARR!

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