How F*ucking American Are You?

Take this poll:

http://www.liquidgeneration.com/quiz/howamerican_quiz.asp


This is how I ended up:

That sounds about right.

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btw, I CAN find Canada on a map!

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sorry. ;)

Not a "real" survey. Go take the whole survey. These guys are goofing on political stereotypes of all persuasions.

I know its satire, just a little too silly for me. Bleeding Heart Liberal.

And damn proud of it!
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Which is rather strange, considering that I'm not American at all.

How much do you love America? I guess the friendship bracelet sums it up just right

What kind of car do you drive ? A used piece of French crap

How any baseball games did you attend this year? Zero, of course - soccer is the greatest sport after all.

What kind of Burgers do you eat? Döner Kebab or Dürüm Döner - next question

Do you speak a foreign language? English, among others

Which American do you look like? Good question, next question. I guess the pink fly comes somewhat close.

What is the most patriotic thing you've ever done with an American flag? My school jogging dress did feature an American flag in it's design - in third grade

Which of these celebrities would you like to see tarred and feathered for treason O'reilly

The rest of the world? Members of the human race

Do you use the metric system? Indeed, I do. Not just far more impressive, but also more practical.

The greatest, fairest and most balanced news source in the universe? There is such a thing?

Better baby Grip? Certainly no death grip - Kerry does it right

Let's say your friends don't want to see the movie you want to see. Majority decision

Which country would win in a pie eating contest? Are we talking about French, American or Canadian Pie? Probably the USA, but I still like a French tart better

What kind of shoes do you like better? Italian leather shoes- so sue me.

What kind of beer do you drink? Domestic, Berlin brewed Pils

Which political party shares your beliefs? The Democratic Party - somewhat ;-)

How do you feel when a network anchor fails to wear an American flag pin? comforted

If you were trapped...? Silence?; Streisand, I guess

Are you with us or against us? Depends; with you probably

Jeez, I've reverted to my '60's self.

didn't need a test to tell me that, but it was entertaining.

Too cute for words!

Congrats...

RL

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:cry:

Duckie

But I can't decide whether I'm more happy or horny? Its a win-win sitch either way.

n/t

the girl in the picture looks like someone i used to date.

I took it twice, changing 1-2 answers that I was ambivalent on, and got "Bleeding Heart Liberal" and "Happy & Horny American".

happy and horny American. Not bad for a dour Scot, but somewhat aspirational, I feel.


The true me?

I took the test again ( occasionally holding my nose ).


Game On, baby

and this poll is RW crap.

Then I really don't know what to tell you.

But did you know that these guys are right wingers? This movie was made to make "liberals" look bad.

My late mom would be proud

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I get the feeling Trey Parker and Matt Stone find the "Happy, Horny American" to be the ideal. They strike me as the type of self-declared Libertarians that strongly dislike most Conservatives but feel compelled to bash Liberals using tired, cliche strawmen.

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No surprise here.