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mopaul (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-25-04 05:43 PM Original message |
"It was a dark & stormy night, suddenly....a shot rang out! |
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ayeshahaqqiqa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-25-04 05:47 PM Response to Original message |
1. I nearly ran my roadster into a ditch |
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mopaul (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-25-04 05:47 PM Response to Original message |
2. the maid screamed....."aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!" |
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childslibrarian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-25-04 05:48 PM Response to Original message |
3. Meanwhile, in a nearby village |
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mopaul (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-25-04 05:49 PM Response to Reply #3 |
4. a pirate ship appeared on the horizon |
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childslibrarian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-25-04 06:07 PM Response to Reply #4 |
12. The man inflated his kayak |
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mopaul (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-25-04 06:38 PM Response to Reply #12 |
29. "You"!, i choked, but how could it be? after all these years |
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CarolynEC (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-25-04 07:13 PM Response to Reply #29 |
35. Shut up, he explained. |
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tinnyguy1777 (222 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-25-04 05:53 PM Response to Original message |
5. Out of the local pub----- |
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LibDemAlways (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-25-04 05:59 PM Response to Reply #5 |
8. Close behind him, his Stepford wife |
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jpgray (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-25-04 05:54 PM Response to Original message |
6. mopaul had taken a creative writing course |
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mopaul (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-25-04 06:01 PM Response to Reply #6 |
9. the morning sun hit me in the face like an angry woman |
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jpgray (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-25-04 06:03 PM Response to Reply #9 |
10. She was rich i tell ya. She had more bread than a prison meatloaf |
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mopaul (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-25-04 06:04 PM Response to Reply #10 |
11. she had long blonde hair flowing down her back... |
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childslibrarian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-25-04 06:07 PM Response to Reply #11 |
13. She had a PhD |
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jpgray (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-25-04 06:08 PM Response to Reply #11 |
14. She said 'Guess what I've been doing? Your brother.' |
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mopaul (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-25-04 06:35 PM Response to Reply #14 |
26. claude?...my twin brother CLAUDE? i thought i knew you Tiffany, |
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Lady Effingbroke (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-25-04 05:58 PM Response to Original message |
7. "Alabama ssshure issh funnn!" slurred George |
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rocktivity (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-25-04 06:14 PM Response to Reply #7 |
16. From his office window, Gen. Killian watched George's antics in disgust |
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mopaul (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-25-04 06:09 PM Response to Original message |
15. 'you call this good booze'? she yelled, 'QUIET i said, |
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Jackpine Radical (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-25-04 06:19 PM Response to Reply #15 |
20. Bush's foot slipped in his vomit and he fell to the ground. |
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mopaul (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-25-04 06:14 PM Response to Original message |
17. somewhere in kansas, a young girl was growing up |
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jpgray (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-25-04 06:16 PM Response to Reply #17 |
18. Raised by the rare Softshoe Warthog (nt) |
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childslibrarian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-25-04 06:18 PM Response to Reply #17 |
19. She was a rare combination in Kansas |
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mopaul (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-25-04 06:20 PM Response to Reply #19 |
21. I just love kitties, I have 6 at home!...great, just great i thought |
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4MoreYearsOfHell (943 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-25-04 06:24 PM Response to Reply #19 |
22. And even rarer indeed |
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mopaul (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-25-04 06:29 PM Response to Original message |
23. she was double drop dead gorgeous, but when she took the stage, |
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jpgray (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-25-04 06:32 PM Response to Reply #23 |
25. But she had a secret weapon for drawing attention--armpit hair |
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mopaul (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-25-04 06:31 PM Response to Original message |
24. i knew it was a trap when she asked, 'do these pants make my butt |
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4MoreYearsOfHell (943 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-25-04 06:36 PM Response to Reply #24 |
28. Her dental business started slowly |
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mopaul (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-25-04 06:42 PM Response to Reply #28 |
30. but her joy turned to bitter autumn leaves when she discovered |
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4MoreYearsOfHell (943 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-25-04 06:49 PM Response to Reply #30 |
31. The mass mayhem started |
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mopaul (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-25-04 06:59 PM Response to Reply #31 |
32. "is your name Tiffany Headworth?' the handsome officer asked. |
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4MoreYearsOfHell (943 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-25-04 07:01 PM Response to Reply #32 |
33. Circled by dogs, the officer responded |
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EstimatedProphet (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-25-04 07:08 PM Response to Reply #30 |
34. She got out her dental tools, and picked up a probe |
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4MoreYearsOfHell (943 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-25-04 07:14 PM Response to Reply #34 |
36. He mumbled incoherehently, grabbed a political yard sign |
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DemoTex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-25-04 06:35 PM Response to Original message |
27. Then I realized it was not a shot. It was another tree snapping. |
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mopaul (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-25-04 07:16 PM Response to Original message |
37. and then the incident with basil. |
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4MoreYearsOfHell (943 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-25-04 07:18 PM Response to Reply #37 |
38. Do they have camels in Kansas? |
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mopaul (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-25-04 07:19 PM Response to Reply #38 |
39. halfway through kansas, i could still hear her bone chilling scream |
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mopaul (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-25-04 07:25 PM Response to Reply #39 |
40. her name wasn't even Tiffany, but Delores instead |
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4MoreYearsOfHell (943 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-25-04 07:28 PM Response to Reply #40 |
42. How many characters are |
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mopaul (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-25-04 07:32 PM Response to Reply #42 |
44. only four, but it's written by david lynche so don't try to figure it out |
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4MoreYearsOfHell (943 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-25-04 07:26 PM Response to Reply #39 |
41. A scream of uncertain origin, |
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mopaul (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-25-04 07:31 PM Response to Reply #41 |
43. she recoiled as she remembered the endless fields of kansas |
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4MoreYearsOfHell (943 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-25-04 07:43 PM Response to Reply #43 |
46. Tiffany pulled on her shawl and |
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The Backlash Cometh (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-25-04 07:42 PM Response to Original message |
45. Fish? What's fish got to do with it? But Merrit did not reply. |
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4MoreYearsOfHell (943 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-25-04 07:57 PM Response to Reply #45 |
47. The man in Pittsburgh hung up the phone, |
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rocktivity (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Sep-26-04 12:28 AM Response to Reply #47 |
48. But as always, he checked DU to see if mopaul had posted anything |
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mopaul (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Sep-26-04 05:28 AM Response to Reply #48 |
51. and of course, he hadn't |
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The Backlash Cometh (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Sep-26-04 08:18 AM Response to Reply #51 |
52. "Mopaul is a man!?" She shouted in surprise. |
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Blue_Tires (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Sep-26-04 01:03 AM Response to Original message |
49. snoopy shot down the red baron |
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Aristus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Sep-26-04 01:22 AM Response to Original message |
50. Just then, the clocks struck thirteen. |
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radfringe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Sep-26-04 08:29 AM Response to Reply #50 |
53. A Flash of lightning, crash of thunder and the lights went out. |
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