I love Steven Wright! - Democratic Underground

Gothic Sponge

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Wed Sep-29-04 11:29 PM
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I love Steven Wright!

I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman,
"Where's the self-help section?"

She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

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Gothic Sponge

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Wed Sep-29-04 11:31 PM
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1. When I woke up this morning

my girlfriend asked me,
'Did you sleep good?'

I said,
'No, I made a few mistakes.

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HEyHEY

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Wed Sep-29-04 11:33 PM
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2. I lvoe him too

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Kat45

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Wed Sep-29-04 11:40 PM
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3. I saw him in local comedy clubs before he 'made it'.

I was in journalism school and doing an article on the local comedy scene. Saw him perform twice and I loved him. Was so glad when he made it. Too bad I didn't interview him for my article.

> I couldn't find my socks. So I called information. She said to look behind the couch. They were there.<

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LoZoccolo

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Wed Sep-29-04 11:43 PM
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4. "I'm feelin' kinda hyper."

His simplest, and yet one of his funniest.

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Gothic Sponge

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Wed Sep-29-04 11:46 PM
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5. Every so often,

I like to stick my head out the window, look up, and smile for a satellite picture

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Rabrrrrrr

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Wed Sep-29-04 11:47 PM
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6. It's a small world

but I wouldn't want to paint it.

I miss him. What happened to him? I haven't heard tale of him in years.

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Rabrrrrrr

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Wed Sep-29-04 11:48 PM
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7. I bought a 1:1 scale map of the country

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Gothic Sponge

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Wed Sep-29-04 11:49 PM
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8. I went to a general store. They wouldn't let me buy anything specifically.

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