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Sandpiper Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-30-04 06:37 PM
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The Debate Drinking Game
The Rules:

1) Every time Bush says "terrorist" take a shot.

2) Every time Bush says "evil" take shot.

3) Every time Bush says either "September 11th" or "9/11", take a shot.


Any other suggestions?
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medeak Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-30-04 06:40 PM
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1. stay sober
we have to hit the polls afterwards...
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DeminDC Donating Member (118 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-30-04 06:40 PM
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2. HA
My suggestion is to call an ambulance first. LOL
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Kathy in Cambridge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-30-04 06:41 PM
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3. Freedom
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-30-04 06:47 PM
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4. Wow. Those who are drinking are going to be
pretty messed up!!
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LiberalKid Donating Member (122 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-30-04 07:57 PM
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5. I'm taking water.
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-30-04 08:07 PM
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6. Well enjoy that water
Right now I'm drinking iced tea. I'm at work so no alcohol for me. I may not even be able to watch the debate. Oh shit, I just looked at the clock I guess it started already, huh?
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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-30-04 08:10 PM
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7. You would be SH*T faced in the first answer or rebuttal
I don't want to pass out half way through.
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brainshrub Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-30-04 08:32 PM
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8. Every time Kerry says: "Vietnam"
Take a sip of your beer.
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catzies Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-30-04 08:38 PM
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9. I'm drinking when Bush says, "Making Progress!"
So I'm getting loopy already :crazy:
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-30-04 08:41 PM
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10. rape rooms
BTW, that f***wit NEVER says "terrorist". It's TERRIST.
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amandae Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-30-04 08:55 PM
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11. My cousin sent me this e-mail today ...
The Official 2004 Presidential Debate Drinking Game -------------------- By David Martin.
Let's face it. The presidential debates are a nuisance. But for whatever reason, most television networks feel obliged to carry them. So stop your whining and make the best of a bad situation with the Official 2004 Presidential Debate Drinking Game.
All you have to do is line up your favorite beverage and pick a candidate. Then let the game begin:
- Every time President Bush says the word "safer," take a drink. If he uses the word "democracy" in the same sentence, make it a double.
- For every John Kerry reference to the UN, have a drink.
- If Bush uses the phrase "compassionate conservative," you must chug your entire beverage.
- Take one drink for every three times Kerry points with his left hand.
- Any previously recorded Bushism, like "misunderestimate," "nucalar," "a-mercan" or "subliminable," used by the president during the debate requires one drink.
- If Kerry exceeds the time limit for any response, take a drink.
- If Kerry mentions purple heart, or his war wounds, take a drink.
- Back-to-back offenses require a double shot and a NoDoz.
A reference by your candidate to any of the following requires one drink:
1) Florida
2) North Korea
3) Axis of evil
4) Saddam Hussein
5) The American people
- And for an exciting twist on the game, anytime anybody mentions the word "Vietnam," everybody has to take a drink.
In this game, everyone's a winner. At worst, you'll reach the end of the debate experiencing a warm, pleasant buzz. But if you're really lucky, you'll pass out by 10 o'clock and won't have to listen to the closing statements. Cheers!

Bottoms up!!! :beer:

:hi:
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