Thinking of running this listing on EBAY but need help

Heres the listing I'm thinking of listing on EBAY. Its a joke, obviously. But I need help. Need some cool pictures, and maybe some improvements???

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Reality Blocker for George Bush and RNC supporters

Tired of the liberal media showing you what’s actually going on in the world? Well not anymore. Protect yourself with the all new Reality Blocker. This state of the art system will protect you from seeing reality. See only what you want to see.

This is a MUST have for any die-hard Republican. Now you can listen too all the Republican campaign ads and not be bogged down by little details like truth interfering with your beliefs.

Ideal for watching all those 527 ads on TV.

The all new Reality Blocker is sure to let you believe the following:

The war in Iraq is going great!

The economy is doing great!

There’s no such thing as global warming!

Democrats are the one’s stealing your hard earned money!

Bill O’Reily could use this. Now he, and you, can have the opportunity to own it!

BUT wait… There’s more. Act right now and I will include the Reality Ear Plugs. That’s right, now you can not only block out what you see. You can block out hearing the truth as well! Of course, only use these Reality Ear Plugs when not listening to talk radio!

No brain required to use, in fact works better without one. BID NOW!

I searched on xray glasses and found a few that would be appropriate.

thanx

make sure and add soemthing about hard work!