Internet Infidels has reopened the infamous Ready.gov parody thread

Bossy Monkey

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Sat Jul-12-03 06:03 PM
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Internet Infidels has reopened the infamous Ready.gov parody thread

Here: http://www.iidb.org/vbb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=56995&perpage=25&pagenumber=1
Some extraordinarily funny stuff here (including at least five complete songs illustrated with Ready.gov paranoia graphics) as well as assorted crap such as my contribution on p. 13 under my real name John Dantzler. Go have fun!

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Elidor

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Sat Jul-12-03 06:12 PM
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1. Be prepared to fight the terrorists with flatulence

Edited on Sat Jul-12-03 06:21 PM by Hardhead

Be prepared to fight the terrorists with flatulence: fart and run.

"Should I go to work today, or huff brake cleaning fluid?"

"True." "Whasaaaaaaaaaaaaap?!"

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DagmarK

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Sat Jul-12-03 06:12 PM
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2. Oh thank you!!!

I am having some good belly laughs!!

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Bossy Monkey

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Sat Jul-12-03 08:52 PM
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3. Yer welcome

Just don't try to read the whole thing at once. Eventually sheer disbelief at the Ridgistas stupidity sort of overwhelms the humor.

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Bossy Monkey

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Sat Jul-19-03 06:51 PM
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4. Kick, 'cause frankly, I can't think of anything new to post

and I want to take advantage of the new, high-speed, all-fixed DU2. Also 'cause it's very, very funny.

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catzies

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Sat Jul-19-03 10:02 PM
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5. Wow, thanks. I don't remember when I've laughed harder or longer.

I *still* think AYBABTU is funny every time I see it, regardless of incarnation, and the "Once In a Lifetime" was terrific. Kudos to all.

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catzies

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Sat Jul-19-03 10:40 PM
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6. I've been reading it for about 45 minutes now.

It's priceless.

it's the end of the world as we know it - REM

That's great, it starts with an earthquake, birds and snakes, an aeroplane - Lenny Bruce is not afraid.

Eye of a hurricane, listen to yourself churn -
world serves its own needs, don't misserve your own needs.

Feed it up a knock, speed, grunt no, strength no.

Ladder structure clatter with fear of height, down height.

Wire in a fire, represent the seven games in a government for hire and a combat site.

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newyawker99

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Sun Jul-20-03 11:18 AM
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7. This is my fave...

Beware of multi-colored fumes.

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