"You're living proof that a sordid and unhealthy sexual relationship.....

joeybee12

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Tue Sep-09-03 08:21 PM
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"You're living proof that a sordid and unhealthy sexual relationship.....

...doesn't have to involve other people."

Libra's horoscope--courtesy of "The Onion."

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Pert_UK

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Tue Sep-09-03 08:40 PM
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1. ROFL! Saw that today....it's MY BLOODY HOROSCOPE too....

Edited on Tue Sep-09-03 08:42 PM by Pert_UK

:-)

My favourite one ever was along the lines of, "You will receive hundreds of phonecalls from outraged animal rights activists and jockeys after a misprint leads to the publication of advertisements for your 3 day horse raping festival".

:evilgrin:

P.

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joeybee12

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Tue Sep-09-03 09:55 PM
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2. Is it me, or were the horoscopes better a few months ago?

Today's is a gem, but there seemed to be more gems a while back.

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