Ashcroft: using double, stricken with imageophobiaanaluptightus.

http://www.fountainofbaloney.com/Resources/ashbreastface

Attorney General John Ashcroft -- stricken with imageophobiaanaluptightus -- has grown breasts on his face. Sources say, like Saddam, he is now using a double and the person presently out garnering support for the Patriot and Victory Acts is a stand in.

Washington (TBN) ­ Imageophobiaanaluptightus is a very rare, terrible and debilitating affliction, and Attorney General, John Ashcroft has it.

A specialist in this uncommon disease, Chief Psychologist, Dr. Ashton Scranton, at Washington's, Centrist Memorial Hospital, informs TBN that imageophobiaanaluptightus is an unusual affliction that strikes only one in fifty million people.

"It is a psychosomatic disorder of the mind so powerful that it causes an overruling of the natural DNA coding in the human body which then leads to an aberrant accelerated evolution in the individual." said Dr. Scranton.

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on the hood of my car.

I get garbage on my screen

that's just Ashcroft.

it's the DNA sequence of the virus which is growing breasts on his face.

I am often stupid.

browser settings maybe?

and I have a Mac

oh well

well, not without getting that image anyway.......

I would come up with a humdinger of a reply right here.

DU Lounge and nsma keep me honest.

but actual breast? No, that's just too much of a visual.....made my nipples go ninja....scared'em that bad.

besides, Teena will probably supply her own humdinger...as usual :)

BUT I SURE DON'T WANT TO!!!!!

NSMA where do you find this shit, LOL!

You are truly depraved! (which is why I love you of course! :evilgrin: )

right back at ya!