Faux: Edwards got a $400 haircut and a pedicure before the debate

Renew Deal

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Tue Oct-05-04 11:35 PM
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Faux: Edwards got a $400 haircut and a pedicure before the debate

We report
You discern

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Maple

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Tue Oct-05-04 11:36 PM
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1. A pedicure....

Were his bare feet ever likely to be visible.....

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iamjoy

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Tue Oct-05-04 11:41 PM
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9. I've Hear Pedicures Feel Good

I guess it isn't so much about how your feet look, but a pedicure is supposed to be really relaxing, almost like a massage.

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WindRavenX

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Tue Oct-05-04 11:36 PM
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2. omg

That must mean he's wrong for America!

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LTR

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Tue Oct-05-04 11:36 PM
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3. Carl Cameron write that?

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MSgt213

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Tue Oct-05-04 11:37 PM
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4. Wow, I guess since the guy is a millionarie he should have got the $5.00

cut for a national tv appearance and a pair of $7.00 nail clippers to show he's a common man. Bush and Cheney would never spend that much on grooming.

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WannaJumpMyScooter

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Tue Oct-05-04 11:38 PM
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5. How much did the taxpayers pay for Cheney's?

I wonder.

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earthside

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Tue Oct-05-04 11:39 PM
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6. "No Hair" Dick

"No Hair" Dick certainly didn't need a hair cut. And since he chews his nails he didn't need a manicure.

What's the big deal?
You decide.

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iamjoy

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Tue Oct-05-04 11:39 PM
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7. I Thought His Hair Looked Good, But...

he needs to hire a fashion consultant. Why does he keep wearing red hued ties? He looks so much better in blue. Still, he looked really good.

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Raster

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Tue Oct-05-04 11:41 PM
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8. Pray, tell, where does one get a $400 haircut? Please fill me in.

A $400.00 haircut? Methinks Faux exaggerates (if you can believe that).

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Renew Deal

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Tue Oct-05-04 11:43 PM
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12. NYC n/t

Edited on Tue Oct-05-04 11:43 PM by Bleachers7

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JohnKleeb

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Tue Oct-05-04 11:41 PM
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10. Faux: We got 400 millon dollars for being whores for Bush

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nickgutierrez

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Tue Oct-05-04 11:43 PM
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11. They said the same thing about Kerry

And had to pull the story a few days later. :)

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miss_kitty

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Tue Oct-05-04 11:49 PM
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13. I'm glad Fox 'News' brings us the hard-hitting important details

about the debates-really zeroing in on substance, the issues. They really know how to go after the 'News'

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PartyPooper

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Tue Oct-05-04 11:56 PM
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14. Is this inflation? Didn't Bill Clinton get a $200 haircut?

Wasn't it just a few years ago that the Big Dog received a haircut for $200 aboard Air Force One on the tarmac at SFO?

Inquiring DU'ers wanna know!

:D

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Hobarticus

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Wed Oct-06-04 12:07 AM
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15. So? Cheney bathed in the blood of ten virgins by moonlight...

I saw Dick Cheney drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's.
His hair was perfect.

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chaska

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Wed Oct-06-04 12:19 AM
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16. True or not - and who really give a rat's asp - ...

He wears off the rack suits and Cheneys are pricey custom made dealies.

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Renew Deal

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Wed Oct-06-04 12:21 AM
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17. It's

not true. I can't believe so many people fell for it. It really says a lot about Fox.

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Renew Deal

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Wed Oct-06-04 07:20 AM
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18. kick

:kick:

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terrya

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Wed Oct-06-04 08:20 AM
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19. And Cheney made $10,287 from Halliburton during the debate.

See? I can make up stuff, also. :-)

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peekaloo

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Wed Oct-06-04 08:25 AM
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20. Cheney had his nipples replaced with platinum electrodes.

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DS1

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Wed Oct-06-04 08:29 AM
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21. Cheney got a luxury Pennzoil High-Mileage Blend Flush and a new filter

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tom_paine

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Wed Oct-06-04 08:30 AM
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22. And Cheney sucked the blood out of 20 young women

to fortify his Evil Strength, prior to the debate.

My report is identically credible to Faux ReichsPravda!

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noonwitch

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Wed Oct-06-04 08:48 AM
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23. So what, it's his money

If I was going to be on tv in a debate like that, I'd be getting the $250 Aveda spa treatment the day before-body wrap, massage, facial, manicure, pedicure, haircut, the whole works. By the time they sold me products afterwards, the tab could easily reach $400.

Not that I've ever had that done before, I'm just saying if I had that kind of money, I would. I have had a facial before-it felt so good.

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underpants

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Wed Oct-06-04 09:13 AM
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24. Exactly- none of their business and smart to boot

Geez they must have nothing else to report.

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VOX

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Wed Oct-06-04 12:08 PM
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25. The shopworn stock right-wing ploy: "Feminize" your opponent...

Because, as we all know, the Republican Party is all about brush-clearin', killin' terrists, thwartin' homosexuals, bashin' lib'ruls, and so on.

Only a pansified, terrist-luvin' metrosexual would git hisself a pedicure and a $400 hair-dew.

Hawk...pt-too! Yessir!

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