Rodney Dangerfield is Dead?????
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Wed Oct-06-04 03:53 PM
Rodney Dangerfield is Dead?????
I've been switching past all the News channels today and all they can talk about is the WMD report and who won the Debates... I came across the article on Foxnews web site (I was voting in the poll) so you can Imagine my shock when I have to read this news at Fox...
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Wed Oct-06-04 03:54 PMOriginal message
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Wed Oct-06-04 03:54 PMOriginal message
2. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Wed Oct-06-04 03:56 PMOriginal message
3. I remember the first time I had sex.. man I was scared...
Edited on Wed Oct-06-04 03:57 PM by Big Kahuna
I was all alone! <d'oh!>
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Wed Oct-06-04 03:58 PMReply #3
5. "My mother never breastfed me
She said she just wanted to be friends."
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Wed Oct-06-04 03:58 PMOriginal message
4. Last night my wife met me at the door in a negligee.
Problem is, she was just coming home!
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Wed Oct-06-04 03:59 PMOriginal message
6. somebody step on a duck?
so many great one liners, so little space.
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Wed Oct-06-04 04:01 PMOriginal message
7. ah, that's a good boy... what a good boy... now I know why
tigers eat their young. :freak:
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Wed Oct-06-04 04:01 PMOriginal message
8. My wife likes to talk after sex.
Last night, she phoned me from a motel!
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Wed Oct-06-04 04:16 PMReply #8
11. my wife wants to have sex in the back seat of the car
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Wed Oct-06-04 04:02 PMOriginal message
9. My wife and I were happy for twenty years.
Edited on Wed Oct-06-04 04:02 PM by aden_nak
Then we met.
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Wed Oct-06-04 04:08 PMOriginal message
10. My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous.
The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May and June were.
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Wed Oct-06-04 04:17 PMOriginal message
Not even from god. So sad.
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Wed Oct-06-04 04:21 PMOriginal message
13. We were poor. Why, if I wasn't born a boy, I'd have nothing to play with!
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