The Diaper Fetish of all CAPTIONS!!!! - Democratic Underground

skip fox

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Wed Sep-10-03 11:02 AM
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The Diaper Fetish of all CAPTIONS!!!!

Edited on Wed Sep-10-03 11:14 AM by skip fox

W. is "thinking": "Must not touch myself in public. Must not touch myself in public. That's what they keep telling me, and then they give me this big podium . . . !!! Geez. What do they expect? . . . Maybe just a little squeeze . . . Ah, there. . . !!! . . .hmmmm . . ."

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XNASA

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Wed Sep-10-03 11:14 AM
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1. w*'s inner monologue: "Wasn't it Adlai Stevensen who said....

'In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take.' How true, Adlai. Gee, if Uncle Karl and Uncle Rummy knew what I was thinkin', they'd take me out to the woodshed. I tell you what."

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underpants

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Wed Sep-10-03 11:16 AM
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2. "Sir every thinking man and woman will definitely vote for you"

Edited on Wed Sep-10-03 11:16 AM by underpants

"That's fine Ma'am but I need a majority"
-Adlai Stevensen (rough quote)

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regularguy

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Wed Sep-10-03 11:30 AM
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3. W absentmindedly practices his various looks, wondering which

one would be best for Mt Rushmore. "I call this the 'Stone Wall'", Bush said in a recent interview. "No matter what they ask I give 'em this here until they give up". Other looks include the "decadent Roman look", the "pretend authority figure look", and one simply called "poopy pants".

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skip fox

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Wed Sep-10-03 11:42 AM
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5. Seems to me there was a regularguy once about a year ago. . .

haven't heard much of him recently at any rate . .

You the same?

:toast:

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regularguy

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Wed Sep-10-03 01:52 PM
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9. Cheers skip fox!

I'm filling in for the old regularguy while he's being questioned in Gitmo for his un-american captioning activities.

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skip fox

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Wed Sep-10-03 01:53 PM
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10. Uh-oh!

:donut:

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cosmicdot

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Wed Sep-10-03 11:35 AM
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4. W is humming the tune of: "... one pill makes you larger ...

... And one pill makes you small ... And the ones that mother gives you ... Don't do anything at all ... go ask Alice ... when she's ten feet tall ... And if you go chasing rabbits ... And you know you're going to fall ... Tell 'em a hookah smoking caterpillar ... Has given you the call ...

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maxomai_vs_rove

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Wed Sep-10-03 11:42 AM
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6. Where am I? What am I doing here? Is this Crawford? Where's Laura?

Edited on Wed Sep-10-03 11:55 AM by maxomai_vs_rove

What's with all the cameras? Osama who? What WMDs? What Iraq? Why you call me "Mister President?" You mean I'm not Governor of Texas anymore? Oh crap. Oh. Crap.

Crap.

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Drifter

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Wed Sep-10-03 12:25 PM
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7. I feel poopy ...

Oh so poopy.

Cheers
Drifter

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dutchdemocrat

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Wed Sep-10-03 01:45 PM
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8. Quick Photoshop

Little sloppy but my mouse if going off...

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skip fox

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Wed Sep-10-03 03:14 PM
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11. The world revolves and time shifts zone to zone.

As some DU'ers turn their minds to house and home;
Others fire their hard-drives, and minds alight,
Seek shift to ride swift CAPTION'S flight.

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