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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-10-03 11:10 AM
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The Party of Personal Responsibility of all CAPTIONS!!!!!
Edited on Wed Sep-10-03 11:13 AM by skip fox


W. is "thinking": "So they keep asking me, 'Aren't you going to take responsibility for no WMDs?, for bankrupting the treasury?, for poisoning our relationships with traditional allies?, for firing up tensions with Syria, Iran, and North Korea?, for deeping the recession?, for the high unemployment rate?, and all the rest . . . Where does the buck stop, anyway?' So I'm thinking, 'Hell, the buck makes it to the CIA and to the FBI and to the State Department and to the previous adiministration. What the fuck they want from me, anyway? A dollar just doesn't go as far these days.' . . . Ha. That would get them! But Karl won't let me say it. I wonder why? I think it's brilliant."
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-10-03 11:14 AM
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1. Hello and Welcome to WarMax your no hassle imperialist superpower
That's the kind of picture I was looking for, that real "used car salesman" thing.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=175563
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Bossy Monkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-10-03 11:25 AM
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2. I YAM WHAT I YAM!
C'mon folks, sometimes these are so obvious even I can handle 'em.
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MrBenchley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-10-03 11:35 AM
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3. "Wait'll you see what
Osama and me have cooked up this time!"
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maxomai_vs_rove Donating Member (73 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-10-03 11:38 AM
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4. What's that in my teeth?
Could be WMDs! But I think it's bacon.
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cosmicdot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-10-03 11:46 AM
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5. Staffer: we're still having a problem keeping that one eye open ...
... aren't we ... if you don't keep'em both open, the drugs we just gave you will become more than just plain obvious ... no Visine in the world will get rid of the redness, but, sir, you've gotta help us out here ... and, do try to stop doing funny things with those lips ... geez ... it was easier putting lipstick on a pig ...
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BuelahWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-10-03 12:04 PM
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6. Looks to me like he's saying..
"Go ahead, pull my finger!"
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zbdent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-10-03 12:55 PM
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7. "Whoof, hope that nun behind me doesn't get a whiff
of the Peanut butter and bean burrito WMD!"
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-10-03 03:13 PM
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8. Swift CAPTIONS fly from morn to noon
Yet leave the skies of day far too soon,
But other CAPTIONS follow in their flight
To leaven evening and confound the night!

:bounce:
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Bake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-10-03 04:14 PM
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9. Damn! That whiskey's got some KICK to it!
BAke
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