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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-07-04 02:29 PM
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Wanna see my package?
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Droopy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-07-04 02:33 PM
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1. That's a very nice package you've got there
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-07-04 02:35 PM
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2. Thanks, I just whipped it out.
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pagerbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-07-04 02:38 PM
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3. Do you really have to ask?
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-07-04 02:40 PM
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4. It would be rude to make assumptions
:)
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pagerbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-07-04 02:45 PM
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9. Not with me, babe
Our deep and abiding friendship has reached a point where you know me well enough to assume your assumptions are correct.
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-07-04 02:49 PM
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15. Fair enough. May I ask to see your package, please?
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pagerbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-07-04 02:52 PM
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19. I'll send you pics when I get home tonight!
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-07-04 02:54 PM
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23. Molto bene!
I love a good package!
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pagerbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-07-04 02:57 PM
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25. I haven't gotten any complaints about mine
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-07-04 02:58 PM
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27. Everyone who has received a delivery of my package has always requested
that I deliver it again and again, but I don't mind
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pagerbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-07-04 02:59 PM
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28. I knew you'd be eager to please
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Phillycat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-07-04 02:41 PM
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5. I'd like to see it placed next to something else, for size comparison.
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-07-04 02:43 PM
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6. ok
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Phillycat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-07-04 02:43 PM
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7. Holy shit, your package is HUGE!
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-07-04 02:45 PM
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10. Thank you for noticing it. Also have prefected my technique for delivering
my package
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Phillycat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-07-04 02:49 PM
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16. Have you got overnight delivery?
And does it take ALL NIGHT?
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-07-04 02:50 PM
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17. My delivery has been known to take 2-4 business days and even longer
over weekends and holidays. Sometimes the delivery is fast, if needed. But it always gets to the destination
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Phillycat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-07-04 02:51 PM
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18. Hmm, those are good delivery times.
What if the driver has had too much to drink?
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-07-04 02:53 PM
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22. Were the driver to be drunk the package could be in a flacid state but
Edited on Thu Oct-07-04 02:56 PM by ChavezSpeakstheTruth
that is never an issue. The driver is steadfast, thorough and takes his time to make sure the package is delivered and everyone is satisfied
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Phillycat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-07-04 02:57 PM
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26. Wow, that's some service.
I have a great delivery service myself, but I know a few ladies who could use some reliable service like that one. Are you available to deliver packages?
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-07-04 03:00 PM
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29. Well, unfortunately I have an exclusive contract to deliver to one client
It is a full time commitment but you never know.
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Phillycat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-07-04 03:00 PM
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30. I'll keep your card.
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-07-04 03:03 PM
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32. Please do - and should our existing contracts expire - I'd be happy to see
if a delivery plan could be implimented on a trial basis at first, of course.

Cheers!
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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-07-04 02:43 PM
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8. What's with the string?
Why do you have a string wrapped around your package? :shrug:
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-07-04 02:46 PM
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11. Sometimes its hard to contain my package
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Phillycat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-07-04 02:49 PM
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14. Oh, I thought you were just trying to remember something.
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miss_kitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-07-04 02:46 PM
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12. I notice your package comes in a plain browner wrapper
that is a dead giveaway
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-07-04 02:47 PM
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13. It is discreet, my package
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newsguyatl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-07-04 02:52 PM
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20. looks like it still has the original wrapping, too
:shrug:
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Phillycat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-07-04 02:53 PM
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21. So then he's not Jewish?
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-07-04 02:56 PM
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24. Actually there was a little bit of the package removed in a ceremony when
I was young - see I've had this package all my life. It used to be considerable smaller. But since I became a man the package has increased in volume as I practiced for delivery quite fastidiously. I am a perfectionist when it comes to my package.
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newsguyatl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-07-04 03:01 PM
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31. i've seen bigger
but you should be proud nonetheless ;-)
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-07-04 03:04 PM
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33. Well, as I've been told - its the delivery of the package that makes all
the diference.
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-07-04 03:10 PM
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34. thanks a lot - i have now been laughing for 5 solid minutes and
Edited on Thu Oct-07-04 03:10 PM by 101er
people are starting to stare. I have absolutely no snappy retort for this one.



And to think freepers call us immature!
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