I will thrill you all! - Democratic Underground

rockymountaindem

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Thu Oct-07-04 05:15 PM
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I will thrill you all!

Hey everybody, it's my first copycat post!!!!

Now, for my next trick, I'll ride my motorcycle across the canyon, over the 16 semi-trailers, through the hoops of fire and over the rope suspension bridge while wearing a beard of bees and juggling chainsaws and angry racoons!

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goodboy

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Thu Oct-07-04 05:16 PM
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1. If you can do all that, and tie a cherry stem with your tongue, I'll hire

you.

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rockymountaindem

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Thu Oct-07-04 05:17 PM
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2. Let me give it a try...

how about making baloon animals with my toes while doing all the above? That's easy...

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goodboy

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Thu Oct-07-04 05:20 PM
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4. yeah,. but then you'd have to cross your eyes, and inflate a condom

with your nostrils.

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coreystone

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Thu Oct-07-04 05:19 PM
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3. This isn't exactly like "Magical Mystery Tour!....

I can tell that right from the "get-go"!

:-)

BUT, is FUN GUARANTEED for all??

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rockymountaindem

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Thu Oct-07-04 05:23 PM
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5. You'll have to ask my insurance company.

I can make no guarantees for your personal "fun-quotient".

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coreystone

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Thu Oct-07-04 06:34 PM
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6. ARE THE PREMIUMS HIGHER.....the bottom line! n/t

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LiberalManiacfromOC

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Thu Oct-07-04 06:54 PM
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7. Can you do my homework at the same time?

I don't feel like linear equations right now even though theyre really easy.

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rockymountaindem

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Thu Oct-07-04 07:03 PM
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8. No, but I can give advice at the same time...

quit doing math and focus on something cool like history and literature.

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LiberalManiacfromOC

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Thu Oct-07-04 07:17 PM
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9. why do you think I'm becoming a lawyer?

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rockymountaindem

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Thu Oct-07-04 07:46 PM
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10. What exactly are you insinuating?

Those are the kind of subjects that will enable you to become a stunt-show superstar like me. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to change into my metallic-gold jumpsuit and put on an outrageous wig before I perform my death-defying motorcycle stunts.

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