THAT'S IT: We should BAN all Canadians from DU.....

....man, I never knew just how evil you guys up there were until I heard about how you're selling us all kinds of bad drugs. Sure, the label may say Viagra, but is it REALLY Viagra? OR maybe it's something you SCRAPED off the skin of some frog you found in Thailand and condensed into Pill form. Yeah, that's what it is - you're selling me FROG SWEAT.

I'm so glad Bush is on to you folks up there. We better just shut down our borders and kick out EVERYONE who looks Canadian!!!


:crazy:

ps: you know I :loveya: all and if Bush wins can I move in wit you?

They think they are so clever, doing that to sway us to their leftist agenda.

Eww. Right there on our border.

And of course there's that big French section. Dead giveaway they're up to no good.

I never knew.

Sid

... "oot" test. :P

actually own a computer?

for our furdotters?



Nell & Blue playing our anthem "God Save Our Bone"

Ohmigod!

The Canadians just killed Kenny with their bad drugs!

Bastards!

--bkl

And the drugs are Quebecois (I love that word, btw)

Agree about Quebecois, too.

:scared:

They can't understand you unless you say "eh" a lot.

And, eh, for our eh Canadian eh friends: Eh, you guys are eh OK by me, eh - ya hosers!

:P

those motherfuckers put DUCKS on their money! DUCKS!

it's a loon. We put a loon on our money... where's the loon in the US?

Good morning, all.

Just like your bunch in London, actually.

Those bastards. They'd better straighten up if they want us to keep telling them what to do.

Sheila: Times have changed
Our kids are kids are getting worse
They won't obey their parents
They just want to fart and curse!
Sharon: Should we blame the government?
Liane: Or blame society?
Dads: Or should we blame the images on TV?
Sheila: No, blame Canada

Everyone: Blame Canada
Sheila: With all their beady little eyes
And flappin' heads so full of lies
Everyone: Blame Canada
Blame Canada

Sheila: We need to form a full assault
Everyone: It's Canada's fault!
Sharon: Don't blame me
For my son Stan
He saw the darn cartoon
And now he's off to join the Klan!
Liane: And my boy Eric once
Had my picture on his shelf
But now when I see him he tells me to fuck myself!
Sheila: Well, blame Canada

Everyone: Blame Canada
It seems that everything's gone wrong
Since Canada came along
Everyone: Blame Canada
Blame Canada

Copy Guy: They're not even a real country anyway
Ms. McCormick: My son could've been a doctor or a lawyer, it's a-true
Instead he burned up like a piggy on a barbecue
Everyone: Should we blame the matches?
Should we blame the fire?
Or the doctors who allowed him to expire?
Sheila: Heck no!
Everyone: Blame Canada

Blame Canada
Sheila: With all their hockey hubbabaloo
Liane: And that bitch Anne Murray too
Everyone: Blame Canada
Shame on Canada
The smut we must stop
The trash we must smash
Laughter and fun
must all be undone
We must blame them and cause a fuss
Before someone thinks of blaming uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus

Traitors!