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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-10-03 03:37 PM
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I'm a delusional liar..ask me anything about the Dem candidates
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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-10-03 03:37 PM
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1. How does one acquire trivial medals?
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eyesroll Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-10-03 03:38 PM
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5. In a Trivial Pursuit tournament? n/t
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-10-03 03:39 PM
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6. Contact your skull and bones sponsor, the info is not public
it is for the highly privileged aristocrat
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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-10-03 03:37 PM
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2. How does one acquire trivial war wounds?
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-10-03 03:39 PM
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8. Hey don't we shoot ouselves in the foot everyday?
asked and answered.
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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-10-03 03:37 PM
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3. How does one join a hockey team with the BFEE?
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-10-03 03:40 PM
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11. YOu can't. The puck is busy running the country into the ground right now
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Mandate My Ass Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-10-03 03:38 PM
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4. Did Al Sharpton and Cynthia McKinney
conceive their love child...on the hood of your car? }(
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-10-03 03:41 PM
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13. Yes, then they ate it after Kerry molested it
on the hood of my car
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XanaDUer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-10-03 03:39 PM
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7. Is it not true that Kerry also runs the Illuminati
and is a 33rd degree Free Mason?
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-10-03 03:42 PM
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17. Yes, he is also responsible for the fraudulent moon walk and new coke
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Raven Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-10-03 03:39 PM
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9. Who are they anyway?
:-)
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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-10-03 03:41 PM
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14. Do you mean 'they' or 'THEY'?
'They' are a bunch of sad and sorrily delusional maniacs. 'THEY' are the ones who will kill 'they' if 'they' offer proof for their allegations.

:)
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-10-03 03:58 PM
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28. THEY are the arbiters of all things real. THEY are going to get you..if
you won't trust ME about THEM, then PLEASE PLEASE I IMPLORE YOU...at least listen to the voices in your head. THEY have never mislead you...well maybe that time THEY told you to shoot your cat but THEY were just kidding...YOU can't take a joke.
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HereSince1628 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-10-03 03:40 PM
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10. Who are the candiatates counterparts in Lord of the Rings?
,
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-10-03 03:43 PM
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18. That is a rumor, they are in the television show Orange County. Kerry is
the stupid one.
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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-10-03 03:44 PM
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19. Heh
Edited on Wed Sep-10-03 03:44 PM by WilliamPitt
Frodo: Kucinich (doomed)
Sam: Dean (hard-core)
Saruman: Lieberman (traitor)
Gandalf: Kerry or Clark or Gephardt (been around so long their few but inevitable bad decisions can be used against them by Orcs)
Gollum: Fox news
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catpower2000 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-10-03 03:40 PM
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12. Is it true that Dean is a deaf mute illiterate albino Eskimo lesbian? nt
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-10-03 03:44 PM
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20. He hasn't asked to get it on with me yet so he isn't very popular if that
is so.
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HereSince1628 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-10-03 03:42 PM
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15. Which one is committed to making Guam the 51st state?
.
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-10-03 03:45 PM
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22. Kucinich...his is the only candidate name you can rhyme with spinach
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roughsatori Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-10-03 03:42 PM
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16. Why do some Dem Candidate supporters seem to hate other Dem Candidates
more then they they hate *? Forgive me if my question is naive.
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-10-03 03:48 PM
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23. This is your brain (((((((((((((((((((((((((BRAIN)))))))))))))))))))))))
Edited on Wed Sep-10-03 04:01 PM by nothingshocksmeanymo
This is your brain after reading every conspiracy theory site on the internet ()
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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-10-03 03:45 PM
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21. Is it true that nothingshocksmeanymore is being driven into the Kerry camp
by delusional lying overzealous Dean supporters on the hood of her car?
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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-10-03 03:49 PM
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24. All the delusional Dean supporters on the hood of her car
were splattered there as NSMA drove through their ranks at 99 mph on her way to Kerry headquarters.

:)
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-10-03 03:52 PM
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26. They faked those broken bones...they were just looking for another
frivolous lawsuit
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-10-03 03:51 PM
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25. Nothingshocksmeanymore is voting for Ghandi...he isn't really dead
He hangs out with Elvis, Martin Luther King and Malcolm x on Jupiter Island in a condo purchaed for him by the BFEE..they were all really right wingers whose only mission was to convince us justice and equality were handled so we can now watch reality programs like survivor where nobody really faces any risk, while we eated boxed corporate dinners and drink cans of colored sugar water purchased at a buck a piece so they can fund sports events and elections.
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XanaDUer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-10-03 03:56 PM
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27. Thanks for a terrific thread...
This stuff about how Skull-and-Bones-rules-the-world crap with Kerry is really getting nuts.

It's like what Repukes do with the Trilateral Commission and the Club of Rome.
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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-10-03 06:12 PM
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57. Hey, I saw Ghandi at Burger King with John Kerry.
I overheard something about the "alumanazis" (sic)? What do you know about this?
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-10-03 06:17 PM
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58. Forceful tinfoilhatters...they're everywhere
LOL did you just give us all a new name to call people??
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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-10-03 06:20 PM
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59. OHMIGOD--didn't think about it. It was a take on the Illuminati--
it could definitely work!

ROFLMAO at my cleverness and you're running with it!
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-10-03 06:25 PM
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60. No
I'm flat out stealing it and I'm NOT SORRY!!!
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Seneca Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-10-03 04:36 PM
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29. Is Lieberman reading my mail??
:o
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-10-03 04:51 PM
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31. Only the porn mags
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hunter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-10-03 04:58 PM
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35. What kind of porn mags???
(asking for somebody else, yeah, that's it...)
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-10-03 05:07 PM
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40. The Summer edition of HOT GOYAS AND SHIKSAS
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-10-03 04:47 PM
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30. What kind of cheese do you think Kerry should have had
on his Philly cheesesteak?

And no fair saying "Monterey Jack", either!!
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-10-03 04:56 PM
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33. Head cheese
It came from a :skull:
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-10-03 04:54 PM
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32. So what is the proper method of eating a Philly Cheesesteak??
:shrug:
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-10-03 04:59 PM
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36. Start at one end, turn sandwich around, finish from the other....caution
Don't eat the middle..it's poison...planted by the BFEE via John Kerry. YOu wouldn't have to worry about this if you favored Lieberman..philly cheesesteak is not made from Kosher beef.
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SweetZombieJesus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-10-03 04:58 PM
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34. I hope they finally tombstoned that jackass
I loved Will's response on the hockey team thing.
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-10-03 05:01 PM
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37. No.if they tombstone him, he will get into the vault where the secret
votes are kept for presidents through the year 2020...which is when the world is scheduled to end and all who voted for skull and bonesers will be shuttled to the space station...ps..Justin Timberlake isn't getting to go..I know.
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kmla Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-10-03 05:04 PM
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38. If they were to make a movie about Joe Lieberman...
who would play his part?

:shrug:
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-10-03 05:08 PM
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41. we were gonna have Vern do it but he died
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VOX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-10-03 05:04 PM
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39. Wesley Clark now a confirmed Democrat. Candidate 4 Prez or not?
Inquiring minds, and all that...

Thanks, nsma! :toast:
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-10-03 05:09 PM
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44. Yes, unless God resigns..then he will vie for that slot with Bill Bennett
Edited on Wed Sep-10-03 05:10 PM by nothingshocksmeanymo
odds are on Clark..even Bennett is going with that so say my sources from sin city
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sangh0 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-10-03 05:08 PM
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42. If the Skull 'n Bones Hockey Team
faced off against the PNAC Hockey Team, what would the game be like, and who would win?
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-10-03 05:10 PM
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45. Skull and Bones...their coffin experience gives them the advantage on ice
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-10-03 05:09 PM
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43. how is one a leprecaun if he is Croatian
ok hes part Irish too
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-10-03 05:12 PM
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46. It's the spinach thing..see above..it's green...shit happens
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disgruntella Donating Member (983 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-10-03 05:13 PM
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47. this guy just knocked on my door and demanded my vote in the primaries
What should I do? If I fall in the forest, will I make a sound?
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-10-03 05:16 PM
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49. Go for the highest bid to the first question
If you fall in the forest..you make the sound of one hand clapping.
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-10-03 05:13 PM
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48. Which of the Democratic candidates is best
at sautéeing an omelette?

I've heard that Dean and Kerry are both anti-mushroom, Clark is not on record as having ever given a straight answer about his position on mushrooms, Lieberman prays for mushrooms daily, and Kucinich lives under a mushroom!!! Is this true? What are the important mushroom stances of the various candidates?

I just don't think I could give my vote to a candidate who's anti-mushroom. Even if it means the end of civil liberties, the demise of the economy and a giant 'Flushing' sound north of the border.
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-10-03 05:21 PM
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51. They are elitists...someone else makes their omelettes
Edited on Wed Sep-10-03 05:22 PM by nothingshocksmeanymo
Dean is anti-mushroom, Kerry faked eating his, Lieberman will eat them if peeled for purity, Kucinich rhymes with spinach..he could give a flying fuck about mushrooms, Clark likes them if they are in the shape of a cloud :evilgrin: , Gephard is boycotting Pic Sweet as are we all, Sharpton likes them grown in Brawley (hey it's a town in California), Mosely Braun is against, and Graham thinks they were raised as an issue under false pretenses...Edwards eats them but only with po folks watching.
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-10-03 05:28 PM
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54. Ah. The breakfast of champignon.
I've been warming that pun up for 20 minutes now. :7
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-10-03 06:05 PM
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56. Props to the pun queen
from mars...where those who follow the beam will end up. :D
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Seneca Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-10-03 05:21 PM
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50. Is it true...?
...that Gephardt lost his eyebrows in a bet with Kerry on who had the sexier kneecaps??? :shrug:
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-10-03 05:25 PM
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52. No..it was who looked sexier in knee pads and Gephard gave them up after
the rose garden ceremony.
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VolcanoJen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-10-03 05:27 PM
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53. I just heard that Howard Dean invented the internet. Did he?
:-)
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-10-03 06:03 PM
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55. No...he discovered Love Canal
John Kerry invented the internet..it was taking too long for rumors about him to travel...now it's light speed
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peterh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-10-03 06:35 PM
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61. With regard to the Kennedys, Gary Hart and WJC..
Who in the current crop has the most potential to……slip?
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-10-03 06:43 PM
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62. Kerry
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