I signed away my organs. What did you do today?

DS1

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Wed Oct-13-04 04:17 PM
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I signed away my organs. What did you do today?

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captainjack

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Wed Oct-13-04 04:20 PM
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1. i watched glengary glen ross

Edited on Wed Oct-13-04 04:21 PM by captainjack

thought really hard about what kind of doc i want to be so i could best make use of your organs :) and read up on a bunch of medical specialties...

smoked a cig and made a big omlette. and lay on the couch. it was a good day!

thanks, by the way, for your service. it truly takes courage to do something like that. best of luck and hope you have a long and healthy life before those organs help the less fortunate!

*tear*

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DS1

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Wed Oct-13-04 04:22 PM
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5. Hopefully they'll be usable!

I'd hate to surgically 'off' someone from the afterlife :scared:

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RubyDuby in GA

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Wed Oct-13-04 04:20 PM
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2. Crawled out of bed

What more do you people want? I'm a little under the weather, but bosses don't care....

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DS1

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Wed Oct-13-04 04:23 PM
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7. Ouch, I've just fought off a medium grade cold

Try the cayenne pepper in a steaming bowl of noodles route, it'll help clean ya out

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blondeatlast

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Wed Oct-13-04 04:21 PM
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3. I'm waiting for a pancreas--thanks, I mean it. nt

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DS1

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Wed Oct-13-04 04:26 PM
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12. If I had the choice, you'd be first in line, I mean it. nt

:-)

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blondeatlast

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Wed Oct-13-04 04:30 PM
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18. Every single one helps. Fortunately, I'm healthy, but have taken

insulin for a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG time, and the damage is creeping up.

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skygazer

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Wed Oct-13-04 04:22 PM
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4. Laundry

As soon as 5:00 rolls around, I'll begin pickling my organs.

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DS1

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Wed Oct-13-04 04:25 PM
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11. I hate Pickles

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trotsky

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Wed Oct-13-04 04:23 PM
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6. We've come for your liver!

n/t

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DS1

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Wed Oct-13-04 04:24 PM
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8. My liver's already packed its shit and left

Edited on Wed Oct-13-04 04:28 PM by DS1

Last I heard it's in Vegas

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flyingfysh

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Wed Oct-13-04 04:24 PM
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9. I assume you kept your pianos?

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DS1

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Wed Oct-13-04 04:27 PM
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13. Everything but the 'lectric geetar!

The Chick-Magnets are staying with me! :-)

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Amaya

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Wed Oct-13-04 04:25 PM
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10. Good for you on the organ thingy

No work today, so I slept 14 hours and made chicken noodle soup :9

Best day I've had in a month.

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DS1

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Wed Oct-13-04 04:28 PM
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14. Sounds like a kickass day

Or, my weekend, except for the hacking and coughing, and no bongs were even in sight :puke:

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ClintonTyree

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Wed Oct-13-04 04:30 PM
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15. Did you give your knees.................

to the needy, send your mouth way down south, give your feet to the footloose? Damn I love old John Prine songs.

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Magrittes Pipe

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Wed Oct-13-04 04:30 PM
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16. Can I have your ovaries?

:shrug:

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DS1

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Wed Oct-13-04 04:33 PM
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20. Show me a working testicle and they are yours

:bounce:

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Red State Rebel

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Wed Oct-13-04 06:01 PM
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46. I've got extra, you can have mine....

Had one removed in surgery and the sucker regenerated itself. Shocked the crap out of me and my Dr.

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matcom

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Wed Oct-13-04 04:30 PM
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17. *cough* flu *cough*

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DS1

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Wed Oct-13-04 04:32 PM
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19. You too, eh?

Just got over it *hopes he didn't jinx himself*

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matcom

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Wed Oct-13-04 04:34 PM
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21. Catwoman gave it to me

after i called her a bitch

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DS1

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Wed Oct-13-04 04:35 PM
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22. So that's what it takes to get her to put out

Fuck, all those wasted roses and bottles of wine.

Bitch!

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matcom

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Wed Oct-13-04 04:36 PM
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24. SNARF!!

yeah. smack her around too!

she gives great....

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DS1

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Wed Oct-13-04 04:38 PM
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25. Send out the BatSignal, there's work to be done

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matcom

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Wed Oct-13-04 04:40 PM
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26. pimpin' aint easy ya know

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GOPisEvil

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Wed Oct-13-04 04:42 PM
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27. You rang!?!?

:hi:

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matcom

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Wed Oct-13-04 04:42 PM
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28. sorry buddy but i think DS1 was hoping for a different result

:D

:hi:

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DS1

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Wed Oct-13-04 04:43 PM
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30. This is NOT the jacking I was asking for!

:grr:

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GOPisEvil

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Wed Oct-13-04 04:44 PM
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31. What? I ain't good enough for him anymore?

Bastard!

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DS1

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Wed Oct-13-04 04:47 PM
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37. No, the safe-phrase was "celestial colonoid"

Get your shit together man!

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matcom

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Wed Oct-13-04 04:48 PM
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38. ARMAGEDDON!!

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DS1

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Wed Oct-13-04 04:48 PM
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39. CHA! CHA! CHA!

:bounce:

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GOPisEvil

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Wed Oct-13-04 04:56 PM
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41. Coalesce my fecal matter?

Maybe later.

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DS1

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Wed Oct-13-04 05:26 PM
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43. *snerk*

Okay, whenever you're ready sugarbuns :hi:

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DS1

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Wed Oct-13-04 04:43 PM
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29. Oh no, this has suddenly gone terribly terribly wrong

Step away from the light, sir!

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matcom

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Wed Oct-13-04 04:44 PM
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32. hey. don't knock it till ya try it!

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DS1

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Wed Oct-13-04 04:46 PM
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So assuming, young padawan

I got 66% of your Triad of Assholes tagged

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GOPisEvil

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Wed Oct-13-04 04:46 PM
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35. Deny the matsignal?

Edited on Wed Oct-13-04 04:47 PM by GOPisEvil

You might as well ask me to stop breathing.

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DS1

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Wed Oct-13-04 04:47 PM
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36. Oh, you'll stop breathing alright

:evilgrin:

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Amaya

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Wed Oct-13-04 04:44 PM
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33. may I ask...

who the hell is that in the pic?

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matcom

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Wed Oct-13-04 04:45 PM
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34. Catwoman

its the universal threadjack signal

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Amaya

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Wed Oct-13-04 04:51 PM
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40. You must be swigging the Nyquil today

;)

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DS1

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Wed Oct-13-04 04:56 PM
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42. Nyquil? *pfft* So diluted when you can go right to the source

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ScreamingMeemie

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Wed Oct-13-04 04:35 PM
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23. I, um...well, I did nothing in the face of what you did.

Great job DS1. Actually, I cleaned out the linen closet. :hi:

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CatWoman

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Wed Oct-13-04 05:48 PM
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This thread is TOO funny :D

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matcom

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Wed Oct-13-04 05:55 PM
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45. heehee

thought you might enjoy it a bit :*

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DS1

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Wed Oct-13-04 10:53 PM
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49. Yeah! That's what you said in Mehico!

:bounce:

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TexasBushwhacker

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Wed Oct-13-04 06:44 PM
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47. Put it in your will

Not to be a busy body, but I found out when my mom died that its really best to put everything in your will, even cremation vs. burial wishes, etc. Fortunately I knew my mom wanted to be cremated and my brothers agreed to it, but they could have raised a stink if they wanted to.

For something like organ donation, you'll probably want to fill out a durable power of attorney as well.

And good for you!

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HEyHEY

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Wed Oct-13-04 06:46 PM
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48. Accuired your organs

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