OH MY GOD!! HIV IN THE KETCHUP!!!!

>>Just when you think that things can't any sicker...
>>
>>Subject: Warning!!!!!!!!!!
>>
>>SEND THIS TO AS MANY PEOPLE AS POSSIBLE. PEOPLE ARE SICK.
>>This is something you may want to take note of:
>>
>>ONLY USE KETCHUP FROM THE PACKET IN FAST FOOD OUTLETS!!
>>
>>A man was caught placing blood in the ketchup dispenser at a fast food
>>outlet (to remain unnamed) within the last month. It is believed that
he
>>is
>>HIV+.
>>
>>So be sure to let your friends/family know...only use items that come
in a
>>closed packet.
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>Attorney General's Office
>>Welfare Fraud Unit
>>(XXX) XXX-1020




Oh, oh wait a minute... I called that number (edited out to respect this poor woman's privacy) and they never heard of it. Nevermind!

:P

This rumor would turn out to be a smear against Heinz, in order to damage Kerry. :P

There is an infitesimally low chance of getting AIDS from oral sex (unless you have cuts in your mouth), so why would blood be any different?

I'd liken it to rattlesnake venom. You can eat it and it can't kill you but if it's injected, watch out.

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