BigMcLargeHuge is a genie in a bottle! What are your 3 wishes?

BigMcLargeHuge has publicly stated that he's a genie in a bottle. You gotta rub him the right way!

So, if you had three wishes that BigMcLargeHuge could grant, what would they be? And let's make this interesting. Let's assume that we would all wish for Kerry to be elected, world peace, economic stability, etc. Ditto for cures for diseases or our children having good lives.

Let's wish for personal things that we want for ourselves. And not money! We all want money.

Mine:

1. Reconcile with my BF.
2. Magically have my BA without having to go back to school.
3. My mother to get over her illness and live to be very old.

is that too much to ASK??????

no. i think not.

Nevermind. I don't want to know. It can't be good, what with that purple hippo up there...

Fewer sexual anatomy threads.
Fewer gender-wars threads.

Is that too much to ask?

-- Allen

:P

:bounce:

Divorce
Better job
New car!

Funny, I want to reconcile and you want to divorce. Grass is always greener, eh?

I don't really care what kind, to be honest. Just one that doesn't break down so much.

:evilgrin:

:shrug:

yes

But wouldn't any of us do that just for fun? I mean, we wouldn't even have to get wishes.

how about tickling?

:thumbsup:

and no crappy franchise donuts real ma & pa donut shop donuts

I have a deposit on it :grr:

I am in a no deposit state

1. To get "Genie In A Bottle" out of my head.
2. To get "Jane Says" out of my head.
3. For the following things to fall into place at my apartment appointment tomorrow at lunchtime, as I totally struck out over the weekend and this one actually sounds promising:
¥ÊEnough space
¥ Safe
¥ Non-asshat landlord

Wish me luck!

Baby there's a price to pay!

I'm sorry, I can't seem to help myself. I'm not usually casually cruel, but torturing people with music...I'm completely compelled!

Also: best of luck with the apartment! :hi:

And! My earworm is "Alive" by Pearl Jam because of rbnyc's thread. And I think that one's worse than either of yours, because it will stick around longer. So there!

and then I could grant any amount of wishes I wanted. :-)

And so do ours.

I agree.

1. Have Kerry win in a landslide
2. Me to get a nice g/f
3. more wishes.

1. I wish my various physical health problems would vanish.
2. I wish my kind but weak-minded friend would stop giving time and money to wingnut causes that would be the first to put him in a concentration camp when they take control
3. I wish I could find a cheap reliable pet-sitter

If number 3 comes to pass, I will truly believe in the magic of BigMcLargehuge.

I might be able to make wish #3 come true.

The thought is appreciated though!

Lots of Duers from New Orleans, I think. Maybe some pet-lovers in there!

1. Go back in time about 6 months
2. Have my medical degree
3. Go on vacation

That's all I'm saying about that.

:)

Mystery girl. :)

But in deference to your rules:

1. Get a new job
2. Have a baby
3. Lose those pesky pounds

Hello to all from political refugee seeking asylum in the server of the glorious people's democratic underground...I am Comrade Ballzoff, a data packet formerly living on glorious Soviet military internet server...unfortunately, what with not-so-glorious total and utter collapse of former dwelling place, I find myself seeking new place to call home...(Actually am also refugee from totally slow SC server as well, but that is of no importance.) I am aware of hazards of being newbie on people's progressive website in these uncertain times, but my faith in my fellow digital citizens is strong, and my desire to eliminate monkeys from high places is equally so. And soonto my three wishes. For wish # 1, exploding banana, attractively gift-wrapped in repub colors and mailed where it will do most good. For wish # 2, better command of idiosyncratic American vernacular, the better to postwith. And for #3,lifetime supply of Stoly and good beluga caviar. Hey, is not too much to hope for, yes? Am hoping to engage in further exchanges with like-minded progressive individuals. Power to proletariat, up the revolution, and hurry the day for a return to sanity!

either way, it is pretty cool.

But I want to marry this incarnation.

he can run but he can't hide. That boy is going through a lot of personality changes! See I still miss Byron. Can't help it. And Peasant Steve wasn't too bad.


I am gone for a few hours and he offs himself again. :cry:

...I am me, comrades...no previous incarnations of anybody who I know of....although Madame Eva insists that just maybe I am either Rasputin's ghost, the Czar of all the Russias, or Pullya Pudov, the no-account Georgian who works at corner package store...(Bottle of Stoly and the daily 'Pravda', such a combination!)

Comrade Ballzoff

Am honored to consider your warm and heartfelt proposal. What think you of long, romantic walks through winter Rodina countryside, hot fires and cold vodka?

Done! By-the-by, what think you of heated, lightly scented oil...'Da' or 'Nyet'?

No. 2.I wish Bush gets beat!
No. 3.I wish Bush is laid off!

2. I find a bunch of punk moms who have time to start a garage band.
3. Husb and I find a lot of money to fly to Hawaii after Kerry wins.