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auburngrad82 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-19-04 05:47 AM
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Bill O'Reilly opens restaurant
Outspoken right-wing television personality has opened his first restaurant. The eatery, named Falafel House, features waitresses dressed in skimpy Hooters-like outfits and each booh has a phone that allows the patrons to make calls to the wait staff.

"I like to feel like I'm at home when I go out to eat, so I like to call my order in to the young little numbers that work my tables," says the host. "Nothing wrong with that. If you don't like it sue me, baby!"

O'Reilly hopes that he can turn his dream of owning a chain of Falafel Houses into a reality.

"If people knew what you can do with a falafel they'd be flocking to my door," says O'Reilly.
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StlMo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-19-04 05:49 AM
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1. "Falafel House" - Ha, ha!
Edited on Tue Oct-19-04 05:50 AM by StlMo
:D
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ayeshahaqqiqa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-19-04 05:53 AM
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2. There really was a restaurant by this name
in Arlington TX in the late 80s and early 90s. Some of the best food I've ever eaten!
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StlMo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-19-04 06:24 AM
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3. Cool
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StlMo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-19-04 06:34 AM
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4. Of course, I feel sorry for that woman he harassed.

However, O'Reilly's special fondness of falafels (not the harassment) is hilarious.
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StlMo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-19-04 06:39 AM
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5. Falaphilia.com

Damn Funny:
http://www.falaphilia.com
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