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Archae Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-19-04 08:15 AM
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Here is your chance: explain to me why I should not be a Freeper
Well? :shrug:
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Nicholas D Wolfwood Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-19-04 08:16 AM
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1. Because you can think for yourself?
You can do that, right?
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kick-ass-bob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-19-04 08:16 AM
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2. They have no style.
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shaolinmonkey Donating Member (812 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-19-04 08:16 AM
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3. You have a brain...
you do have a brain, right?
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Archae Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-19-04 08:17 AM
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5. I dunno...
*squitch*

Yeah I do! :crazy:
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-19-04 08:16 AM
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4. Because you don't have a mullet and you speak in complete sentences?
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HysteryDiagnosis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-19-04 08:17 AM
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6. You are not selfish... nor easily duped. Greg Palast on CSPAN NOW. n/t
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TommyO Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-19-04 08:18 AM
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7. Being a freeper
is a moranic choice, and we're not morans here!
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StClone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-19-04 08:33 AM
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19. I submit
That being a Freeper is not a choice. You are born that way. You can pretend that is the best you can do.
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meegbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-19-04 08:18 AM
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8. You're too sexy and sassy to be one
'Nuf sed.
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baldguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-19-04 08:18 AM
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9. The lobotomy scars are difficult to hide.
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Spinzonner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-19-04 08:19 AM
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10. Go for it

Everybody should have a psychotic hobby.
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ret5hd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-19-04 08:19 AM
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11. the scar from the brain removal operation...
really turns off the guys (or gals, as the case may be)
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kcwayne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-19-04 08:20 AM
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12. Because it is easier to breathe when your head is not stuck up your ass
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acmavm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-19-04 08:23 AM
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13. Maybe because you have some integrity, a sense of morality and
fair play, intelligence, and decency. You don't have a knee jerk reaction to harm everyone who disagrees with you, and your not a gullible sack of shit like most of them seem to be. You understand that trading off your rights for a false feeling of security is not an even trade. And you don't think that being lied to is acceptable, especially when it's your own government who is doing the lying. You don't think attacking an unarmed and defenseless country for their oil reserves is right, and to appease the Saudi royal family is not an acceptable reason either (moving the American military from Saudi Arabia to Iraq to cover their asses with bin Ladin).
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Endangered Specie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-19-04 08:26 AM
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14. You could never drink french wine again.
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Endangered Specie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-19-04 08:27 AM
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15. You don't like to fuck livestock.
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gatlingforme Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-19-04 08:30 AM
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16. I love chances... anyway if you are not a Neanderthal why would you
be a freeper.
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Webster Green Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-19-04 08:30 AM
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17. That knuckle-dragging thing.....
....is so unattractive in this day and age.

Check out their fearful leader! Ugh!
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trigz Donating Member (679 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-19-04 08:33 AM
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18. Because you don't believe in fascism? (nt)
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daddybear Donating Member (538 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-19-04 08:34 AM
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20. Nuff said....
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The empressof all Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-19-04 09:27 AM
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21. They are possessed by the DEVIL
Everybody knows that!!!!
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-19-04 09:36 AM
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22. you voted for Reagan
maybe you should
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-19-04 10:05 AM
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23. Study a little about recessive genes and probability (nt)
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skygazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-19-04 10:13 AM
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24. Because we're so much more fun to hang out with
Because you didn't misspell a single word in your OP.
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DelawareValleyDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-19-04 10:19 AM
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25. So your kids
don't end up looking like this:




Beware!
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