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Phillycat

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Tue Oct-19-04 04:37 PM
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Great pickup line!

A 90 year-old gentleman, very well dressed, hair well groomed, great looking suit, flower in his lapel, smelling slightly of a good after-shave, presenting a well-looked-after image, walks into an upscale cocktail
lounge.

Seated at the bar is an elderly looking lady in her mid-eighties.
The gentleman walks over, sits along side of her and orders a drink. After taking a sip, he turns and says,

"So tell me, do I come here often?"

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RollergirlVT

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Tue Oct-19-04 04:38 PM
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1. pick up your damn smelly socks off the floor!

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kskiska

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Tue Oct-19-04 04:40 PM
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2. Jackie Vernon used to have one

where he's on the beach, sees a pretty girl and begins looking for a lost item, and says, "Pardon me, miss, but I seem to have misplaced my Congressional Medal of Honor. Oh…that's all right…I have another."

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DubyaSux

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Tue Oct-19-04 05:02 PM
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3. My personal pickup line...

....has worked everytime for me...

"Excuse me, but could you tell me if this rag smells like Chloroform?"

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sniffa

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Wed Oct-20-04 08:16 AM
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8. HAHAHAHA

that good

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spatlese

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Tue Oct-19-04 06:07 PM
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4. One that worked...

I was sitting at a bar waiting for a friend, a guy comes up to me and says "Can I buy you a drink?" I said "No, thank you" and ignored him.

A minute later, he pipes up again "Can YOU buy me a drink?"

It made me laugh.. so I did... :)

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jdots

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Tue Oct-19-04 06:41 PM
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5. old line but a it cuts to the chase

I suppose a B.J. would be out of the question

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JVS

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Tue Oct-19-04 06:44 PM
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6. Is that a keg in your pants?

Because I'd sure like to tap that ass!

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Phillycat

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Wed Oct-20-04 08:12 AM
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7. Are those space pants?

Because you look like you fell straight from heaven!

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ironflange

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Wed Oct-20-04 09:04 AM
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9. Not a pickup line, but similar

Back in the 70's, I had a girlfriend who told me of something that happened to her sister. She went on a first date with a guy, and when they got home he said, "You want to make love?" She said "No." He said "OK." Second date, the next week. "You want to make love?" "No." "OK." There was no third date. I wonder if this approach ever worked for him.

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