blah - kid and I are home sick - cheer us up, please!

with a tale of well, whatever tale you choose!

and I will restrict it. :) Whatever you like, though, jokes about bodily functions are really big these days.

Bush had a plan to get out of Vietnam... On AAR this morning. Had me rolling...:hi:

can I be Ms. Grumpy, just for today?

:hug:

I am very tired of having this cold. We'll see what my doctor has to say and thanks for the hug. Mommies need hugs too, sometimes the kids get em' all. :)

I was gonna ask where you went, that caused you to be homesick! But aha, I got it! You're home, sick! Yessir, gotta get up pretty early in the morning to fool ol' bunnyj!

Well, I have no fun stories or anything else of interest. Apparently there was a baseball game of some sort last night - people seem to be a little excited about it. Other than that, I got nothing!

Hope you and your little one feel better soon! :hug:

I have had this cold on and off for about 3 weeks. Going to the Doc. tomorrow. Hope my son is well enough to go back to school tomorrow.

had just finished eating our Gold Star Chili (I had a 4-way and a cheese coney) and there I was in the pit and I fell down and some asshat in Beatle boots stepped on my eye and I stumbled to the back of Bogart's and looked down and my shirt was all covered with blood and I thought "wow, cool" but then I realized it was my blood so I went to the bathroom and washed it off and I had a 2" by 1" gash on my right eyelid and it was pretty cool so I watched the rest of the show then we went back to Tom's Sister's place and had some beers and I woke up in the morning and the gash was closed but the entire right side of my face was all black and that woulda been cool except I had to go out to dinner with my girlfriend's parents and they didn't like me anyway.

The end.

since I used to have a pair.

at my last Dead Milkmen show... someone tried to pick me up by commenting on my pointer Michael- Jackson style boots. Much less exciting than your tale.

:hi:

And Michael Jackson-style boots are at least better than Michael Damien-style boots. Remember that.

I loved those things. I think they fell apart.

There was this guy who really didn't feel like going back to work after lunch, but the toilet partition industry never sleeps, so he begrudgingly retured to his work station to spend another four hours in front of a computer monitor. The end.

except there is no toilet industry involved. But I appreciate the thought. I am still doing some work today, as well. :(

I think you could both appreciate it (preview it 1st) My 10 year old thought it was funny.

http://www.georgewbush.org/spots/media/false-christian....

:evilgrin:

if i was 8, and my wife says in some ways i am, this would be the "quintessential"-(word of the day)"cheerer-upper"(not word of the day).

http://www.gibbleguts.com/dir/html/Farting-Dog-Harmonics.html

thanks! oh the variety of dog farts!

(Okay, so I don't actually have them doing it, but that certainly would cheer you up, right?)

maybe that is why we are both so draggy today.

yes I would like to hear their positive words!

ONCE upon a time there were four little Rabbits,
and their names were
Flopsy,
Mopsy,
Cotton-tail,
and Peter.
They lived with their Mother in a sand-bank, underneath the root of a very big fir-tree.

Click here for the next page: http://wiredforbooks.org/kids/beatrix/p4.htm

I always liked those stories...