What Is The Best Way To Throw Out A Woman?

CanuckAmok

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Thu Oct-21-04 12:45 PM
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What Is The Best Way To Throw Out A Woman?

She's obviously not going to leave on her own.

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redqueen

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Thu Oct-21-04 12:45 PM
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1. Sleep with her sister

or her best friend, if there's no sister.

She'll leave on her own.

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rkc3

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Thu Oct-21-04 12:59 PM
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13. You could have one of your friends sleep with her.

He gets laid, she feels bad, and the breakup is her fault.

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daddybear

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Thu Oct-21-04 01:02 PM
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16. Or....

her brother or daddy! Hehehehe

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redqueen

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Thu Oct-21-04 01:06 PM
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19. And then you could go on the Springer show to tell her!

:crazy:

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camero

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Thu Oct-21-04 12:46 PM
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2. By the tail

j/k

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Dogmudgeon

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Thu Oct-21-04 12:49 PM
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4. I'm confused about the photo

Sorry, but I don't get the punchline. I don't follow sports, so that's probably why.

Could you explain why it's funny?

--bkl
Not sarcastic, but genuinely confused this time.

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camero

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Thu Oct-21-04 01:07 PM
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20. A-Rod's a cheater like Bush n/t

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On the Road

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Thu Oct-21-04 12:58 PM
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11. It's a Picture of Yankee Alex Rodriguez

Slapping the ball out of Boston pitcher Bronson Arroyo's hand while running out a ground ball in Game 6 of the Red Sox-Yankees series.

"A-Rod" successfully knocked the ball out of Arroyo's hand and was initially called safe. The decision was overturned and Rodriguez was called out after an umpire's conference which correctly concluded that he committed interference on the play.

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DrWeird

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Thu Oct-21-04 01:00 PM
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14. A-rod was running to first...

about to get tagged out before reaching the plate. Instead of being a sportsman he slapped the other guys elbow knocking the ball out of the glove before he could be tagged. He was ruled out for interference and cried the whole way to the dugout.

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aden_nak

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Thu Oct-21-04 12:46 PM
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3. Overhand, preferably while wearing the local team's jacket.

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rkc3

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Thu Oct-21-04 12:53 PM
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5. Take Sam Kinison's advice --

Do lots of coke, sell the TV, and remind her as she's leaving that you need her now more than ever.

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dave123williams

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Thu Oct-21-04 12:55 PM
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6. I like the Sam Kinnison method.

1. Get a bunch of blow.

2. Do it for weeks straight.

3. Sell her TV to buy more blow.

4. Before long, she'll give you the 'you're not the same guy I fell in love with' speech.

5. SHE WILL LEAVE.

6. The best part is that she'll feel like shit for having left you when you needed her most.

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rkc3

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Thu Oct-21-04 12:58 PM
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10. Can't believe I forgot all the details - thanks for the refresher.

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dave123williams

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Thu Oct-21-04 01:04 PM
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18. My pleasure...it's been a while since I had to remember those details ;)

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Cuban_Liberal

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Thu Oct-21-04 12:55 PM
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7. Blouse collar and belt.

Two good grip points are essential.

;)

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LoZoccolo

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Thu Oct-21-04 12:56 PM
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8. Bust out some pr0n.

Edited on Thu Oct-21-04 12:57 PM by LoZoccolo

If she gets offended and leaves, well, it worked. If she likes it, then hey, you've got a girlfriend that likes pr0n!

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CanuckAmok

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Thu Oct-21-04 01:00 PM
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15. she doesn't like seafood, especially bottom-feeders.

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Zuni

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Thu Oct-21-04 12:58 PM
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9. grab them by the horns

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madrchsod

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Thu Oct-21-04 12:59 PM
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12. start playing country and western songs

over and over..two good ones
thank god and greyhound you`re gone
here`s a quarter call someone who cares

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Tempest

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Thu Oct-21-04 01:03 PM
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17. Pull an Ed Wood

And start wearing her clothes.

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