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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-21-04 02:37 PM
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I'm an English Muffin. Ask me anything!
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kick-ass-bob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-21-04 02:37 PM
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1. Can I eat you?
Edited on Thu Oct-21-04 02:38 PM by kick-ass-bob
:9

(with strawberry jam?)
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-21-04 02:39 PM
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7. You can definately bite me
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spatlese Donating Member (472 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-21-04 02:38 PM
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2. Why do you taste so good with butter and honey? n/t
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-21-04 02:38 PM
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5. It's my natural flavors
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russian33 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-21-04 02:38 PM
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3. How do you like your butter spread?
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-21-04 02:39 PM
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8. Eagle
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Beware the Beast Man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-21-04 02:38 PM
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4. What do you have stuffed in your nooks and crannies?
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-21-04 02:40 PM
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9. Creamery-rich butter
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-21-04 02:38 PM
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6. You used to have nicer nooks and crannies...
:P
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-21-04 02:40 PM
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10. When?
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-21-04 02:46 PM
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20. When I was just a little girl.
:hi:
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pagerbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-21-04 02:42 PM
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12. That was before Mr. Thomas took his nooks and crannies to America
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spatlese Donating Member (472 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-21-04 02:41 PM
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11. Where can I get the BEST english muffin? n/t
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-21-04 02:44 PM
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15. In a package of Thomas's
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-21-04 02:43 PM
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13. I'm not going to ask you anything, but I will tell you
that you are looking mighty tasty - yummy

:*
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-21-04 02:44 PM
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17. Yummy in your tummy!
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benito Donating Member (772 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-21-04 02:44 PM
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14. I ate you once at McDonalds
Edited on Thu Oct-21-04 02:44 PM by benito
I thought you were still impacted in my bowels. When did you get out?

spelling edit
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-21-04 02:46 PM
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19. Thank you for a morning I will never forget
;)
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Lavender Brown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-21-04 02:44 PM
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16. What's your opinion of low-carb diets?
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-21-04 02:45 PM
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18. They're awesome! They are my survival! ¡Viva Atkins!
Edited on Thu Oct-21-04 02:45 PM by ChavezSpeakstheTruth
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woofless Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-21-04 02:57 PM
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21. Do you enjoy being "fork split"
or is it just something you endure?
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-21-04 03:01 PM
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22. I offer it as a public service - an added value
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jdots Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-21-04 03:04 PM
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23. i tryed eating english muffins raw should i toast them ?
where's my toaster oven? this sucks
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northzax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-21-04 03:05 PM
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24. I've always wanted to know...
when the butter melts into your nooks and crannies, does it tickle?
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