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HEyHEY

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Fri Oct-22-04 11:04 PM
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Know what I just did?

I was going pee. And I didn't hear water...so I figured I was hitting the bowl, not the water...upon further inspectio I discovered I was holing J-junior at a bad angle and was pissing into the garbage can beside the toilet.

Though you'd like to know

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Taverner

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Fri Oct-22-04 11:05 PM
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1. Oooh I hate when that happens

Or when stream suddenly changes direction without warning...

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HEyHEY

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Fri Oct-22-04 11:06 PM
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4. Or when it splits in two

what is that?

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Lefta Dissenter

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Fri Oct-22-04 11:05 PM
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2. you've gotta

lay off the booze, young man! x( (and wash out the wastebasket!)

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JVS

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Fri Oct-22-04 11:06 PM
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3. You've been drinking too much

Carry on

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HEyHEY

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Fri Oct-22-04 11:07 PM
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5. Yes Leftenant!

:-)

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BlueHandDuo

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Fri Oct-22-04 11:13 PM
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6. That's why you should sit down...

...for all routine peeing and save the macho standing up "because I can" posture for absolute emergencies.

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Syrinx

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Fri Oct-22-04 11:16 PM
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7. but then it hangs down in the water

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ironflange

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Fri Oct-22-04 11:29 PM
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8. It's nice and relaxing that way

Edited on Fri Oct-22-04 11:30 PM by ironflange

Gives you a pleasant break from the horrors of life.

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j_carters_neighbor

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Fri Oct-22-04 11:50 PM
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9. A little to much information n/t

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tjdee

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Sat Oct-23-04 12:02 AM
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10. A guy friend of mine did that.

He'd been drinking (alcohol is something else), went to sleep, woke up in the middle of the night and did just that.

Have fun cleaning up!

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LDS Jock

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Sat Oct-23-04 12:04 AM
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11. you can get some weird angles if you aren't circumsized

You go to the bathroom half asleep, and don't get things set up just right. It can fly just about anywhere. And that would be way too much information for everyone tonight.

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