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rockydem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-23-04 07:49 PM
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If you could trade places with one person for one week who would it be?
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Fear Donating Member (745 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-23-04 07:50 PM
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1. Ann Coulter, I will jump for EVERY PIE!
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-23-04 07:50 PM
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2. Anyway getting laid alot
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miss_kitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-23-04 07:51 PM
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3. george bush
I would say "sorry I lied like a sack of shit. Don't vote for me. I am a total asshole" I would cease the war against Iraq and the poor. I would fuck it up so bad for him-he would not want to come back.:evilgrin:
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NYC Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-23-04 07:52 PM
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5. But then you'd have to get beaten up by KKKarl and Dick.
;)
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miss_kitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-23-04 08:01 PM
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11. i'll duck em and dodge em-Dick will go duck hunting with a judge
and KKKarl-I'll drop the dime on him for the Plame shit. It'll take a week at least to climb out from under THAT pile of shit.

george would get the crap kicked out of him. I am picking the trade week for when i have to have surgery too. He'll be a sorry sack of shit once the Dick and KKKarl get done with him....
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-23-04 07:57 PM
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8. excellent answer, love
:hi:

peed at the pm
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Birthmark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-23-04 07:51 PM
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4. Michael Douglas
Catherine Zeta-Jones = YUM!

My wife wouldn't mind, either, since she likes Michael Douglas. :)
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whodiedandmadeUSgod Donating Member (503 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-23-04 07:52 PM
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6. Elizabeth Edwards!
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AngryLizard Donating Member (488 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-23-04 08:40 PM
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17. I'll flip you for her!
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gmoney Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-23-04 07:53 PM
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7. Bush... I'd drop out of the election...
reverse all the executive orders and other damage I've inflicted on America, fire Cheney, name Kucinich to be my new VP, resign, and have myself committed to a mental hospital for help with my substance abuse problems
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tedoll78 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-23-04 07:58 PM
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9. Bush.
I wouldn't drop-out though.

I'd make sure to make an embarrasing statement or two while "forgetting" that the microphone is on. A few racial slurs, throw-in a c-word reference to the women's vote, a few other radical statements..

It'd kill the Republicans for another 10 years.
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da_chimperor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-23-04 08:00 PM
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10. A person with far too much money to know what to do with
I'll spend my week siphoning their fortune into my numbered swiss bank accounts owned by a number of shell corporations all controlled anonymously by me. Bwahahaha! :evilgrin:
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jdots Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-23-04 08:01 PM
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12.  RUPERT MURDOCK
oh the things you could do
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samplegirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-23-04 08:08 PM
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13. Andrea Mackins
On T.V. telling her story of the Spin stops here!!!!!!!!
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flowomo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-23-04 08:09 PM
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14. George Bush.... I'd confess everything
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Mr E McSquare Donating Member (144 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-23-04 08:19 PM
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15. Jesus
Nobody said it had to be a living person.
I'd set all the kool aid heads straight
and make Bush and Dick get on there knees and beg me not to rapture their ass's.
Then I'd wreck all the churchs and tell the people to go home and spend more time with their families and less money on this evanglism bullshit.
The of course we'd have to have a televised gay orgy where Pat and Jerry would be the guest's of honor. Fuck to the death!! Some kind of gladiator shit.

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yardwork Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-23-04 08:34 PM
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16. Bush. I would fire everyone and then resign.
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RebelYell Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-23-04 09:10 PM
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18. My husband
I want to see his perspective on life.
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Champ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-23-04 09:12 PM
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19. Jerry Rice
Edited on Sat Oct-23-04 09:13 PM by Champ
I would kill to have an NFL career this guy had. But not this week, this week probaly Champ Bailey. He plays on Monday Night Football, in the NFL, on the #1 Defense in the league. I'd like to experience that just once!
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