Possibly the shittiest person alive today

Name: George AWOL Shrubbie War Criminal McTraitor

Occupation: Illegal president of the United States of America

Mission statement: To destroy the world as we know it to make it possible for the 65 people I like to rape and pillage it and drive what's left of humanity into slavery and death, all because I'm an intellectually bankrupt fucking idiot who thinks it's funny, and because my maturity level is at the level of a two-year old, so I'm stupefyingly selfish and self-focused.



Though unca Dick is a close run on the money when it comes to evil, I give it to POTUS "Shithead McFuckKnob" just because he's the one with the title, and he's the far more ignorant beer-swilling useless bag of spoiled feces* of the two.

* I had to say spoiled feces, because a bag of feces actually has use as a fertilizer.

by far the best bushkin name so far

Wish I had kept track of 'em.

Too close to the election not to make my views known.

Unless y'all are getting sick of my tirades against this evil dictator-wannabe toilet-licking phlegmatic donkey raper.

and let the world really know how you feel.

You will be clensed my son.

Kick! :kick:

... was absolutely priceless. It was so much fun I read it out loud, as if it were my own invective. Will you come over sometime and do that to my mother's next-door neighbor? She needs a good chewing out.

And while you're at it, don't forget KKKarl Rove and the PNAC signatories.

if she needs a good chewing out, then she should have one, the bloated brain-dead whiskey-and-sour slugging Survivor-obsessed American-Idol-voting knick-knack collecting obsessive fried-food-eating neighbor-harassing smells-like-deep-fried-cigarettes vainglorious hamster-licking dentist-air-squirter-fetishist harridan.

Thanks, Rabrrrrrr! We needed that.

"an intellectually bankrupt fucking idiot who thinks it's funny"

THANK YOU!

so fucking, fucking funny!

and that it's funny and stuff. (and I'm sure he'd use that phrase, "It's all, like, funny and stuff.") As though he's on a lark, having fun this time not by running his own company (which daddy's friends gave him) or a baseball team (which he basically had given to him), but the ultimate Tinker Toy set - his very own country, with a military that exceeds anything ever seen on Earth.

Yep - it's just another game to the evil shitslinging psychotic fuck.