What the hell would Bush* be doing if he did not have any connections?

tjwash

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Mon Oct-25-04 11:32 AM
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Poll question: What the hell would Bush* be doing if he did not have any connections?

Edited on Mon Oct-25-04 11:34 AM by tjwash

By the way, I have done every single one of these things myself, at some point in my life, EXCEPT for the prison time...

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DulceDecorum

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Mon Oct-25-04 11:34 AM
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1. Remind me,

What exactly does Bob Boudelang do for a living?

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Drifter

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Mon Oct-25-04 11:34 AM
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2. 2 bit criminal ...

Just because he is not connected, does not make him anymore likely to have a legitimate job.

Police record as long as your arm (slightly longer than it is now).

Cheers
Drifter

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Celeborn Skywalker

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Mon Oct-25-04 11:34 AM
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3. The guy

that weighs vehicles at the town dump.

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Redleg

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Mon Oct-25-04 11:35 AM
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4. He would be scamming people to invest in one of his hare-brained schemes.

He would get caught, go to prison, get released, do the same, and then go back to prison.

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TwentyFive

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Mon Oct-25-04 11:41 AM
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9. He's too stupid to think up scams - but he'd make a fall guy for Ken Lay!

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Redleg

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Mon Oct-25-04 11:43 AM
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11. LOL!

Edited on Mon Oct-25-04 11:43 AM by Redleg

You're probably right but I've know a few people who thought they were smart enough to get away with bilking people even though they weren't smart. Bush reminds me of one of those people.

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TwentyFive

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Mon Oct-25-04 11:50 AM
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13. That's true -- he could copy scams he hears about in prison.

...but Cheney, Lay, Delay and Rumsfeld are the kind of white collar crooks who always manage to stay a few steps ahead of the law.

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trotsky

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Mon Oct-25-04 11:36 AM
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5. Hard to say

Edited on Mon Oct-25-04 11:36 AM by trotsky

With his alcoholism and drug use, he might still be behind bars.

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Magrittes Pipe

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Mon Oct-25-04 11:36 AM
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6. Time.

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TwentyFive

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Mon Oct-25-04 11:39 AM
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7. Bush in prison - too stupid to know he was the fall guy in a stock scam

Cheney, Rumsfeld & Ken Lay would make Bush the front man in a some kind of pump & dump stock scam that bilks senior citizens out of the life savings.

Bush would protest his innocence...never even being smart enough to realize his 'buddies' made off with all the loot, and he's left with his name all over the documents.

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LibDemAlways

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Mon Oct-25-04 11:39 AM
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8. It's not on there but

I think in between jail stints he'd be selling junkers on a used car lot when he wasn't occupying a barstool in some shithole small town in a very red state. He's a complete loser and a total waste of DNA.

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flamingyouth

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Mon Oct-25-04 11:42 AM
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10. All of these people actually work

So far, I haven't seen any evidence of his ability to do that...

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zbdent

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Mon Oct-25-04 11:43 AM
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12. Still blaming the liberals for how he couldn't find oil in Texas

and why he wasn't a millionaire, even with all that govt. cheese he ate and the public schooling . . .

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Village Idiot

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Mon Oct-25-04 11:52 AM
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14. pumping gas...

or pimping Laura!!!

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Eugene

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Mon Oct-25-04 11:58 AM
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15. Serving time. He probably couldn't pass the drug test for Wal-Mart.

:dem:

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Kellanved

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Mon Oct-25-04 12:08 PM
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16. that reminds me:

http://www.idleworm.com/tww/2004/ep0002-040412.shtml

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denverbill

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Mon Oct-25-04 12:13 PM
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17. Seeing as how he clears brush to relax, I voted gardner.

But sign-twirler isn't unique to so-cal. They do it in Denver too, assuming these are the real-estate sign-twirlers. I have no idea why they do it. I can't imagine it really helps that much. What a crummy job, imo.

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