Apache attack - Democratic Underground

ForrestGump

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Sun Jul-13-03 03:34 PM
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Apache attack

Is my browser/computer freaking out, or did DU just totally vanish a minute ago?

Good thing that those Freeper types are too dense to be able to hack.....

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ForrestGump

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Sun Jul-13-03 03:49 PM
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1. Well, I guess

it wasn't my computer.

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SOteric

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Sun Jul-13-03 03:50 PM
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2. I suspect it's one of those little gremlins

running amok in the new software.

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ForrestGump

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Sun Jul-13-03 03:53 PM
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3. I'll take care of them....

Oops.......the attack rodent's projectile punched a hole in the side of GD.....acrimony is spilling out everywhere! Evacuate!

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SOteric

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Sun Jul-13-03 03:56 PM
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4. Somebody's been playing with his

Photoshop tools.

Acrimony? You mean DU has an ex-wife?

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ForrestGump

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Sun Jul-13-03 03:57 PM
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5. A noose! A noose! My Gumpdom for a noose!

Acrimony! No.....can't process........

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SOteric

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Sun Jul-13-03 04:00 PM
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6. Noose

bites can be nasty.

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ForrestGump

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Sun Jul-13-03 04:03 PM
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7. Though less so than a spell of

Edited on Sun Jul-13-03 04:07 PM by ForrestGump

elk cut traz.

No, 'traz' doesn't mean anything. I know I can do this......

Stay there.

I'll be back. (that's my Arnie imitation....good, huh?)

EDIT: though less so than a Bad Jerry Seinfeld......no....that's still not right.....

EDIT: though less so than a driving your John Deere into a deer john.

No - I mean, closer, but it's not there yet.....

EDIT: huh.....this thing only shows your last edit, and not all the otehrs. Anyway, here's my response to your totally uncalled for punitive message: "yes, I agree." It says it all, I think.

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SOteric

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Sun Jul-13-03 04:25 PM
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9. Now and again

a clever retort comes to mind, then I forget what I was going to say. I never lose hart, however, and sooner or later the words springbok to mind. It's a tough roe to hoe, and sometimes I wonder if there'll come a day when my words don't return to mind. Then I think, "Awwwwapiti that would be.

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ForrestGump

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Sun Jul-13-03 04:33 PM
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11. I can't beleive you did that

I cogitated for ten minutes.......well, enough of my personal habits......

I mean, I wracked my brain for quite some time trying to figure out how to get something out of 'wapiti,' but I gave up in the face of the realization that it was an impossibility. I should have known better. I should have realized that you, if anyone, could somehow stretch that one forth.

I feel like such a dikdik. You are, indeed, one who can have her cake anteatered, too. Like Christopher Colobus, you sally forth with marmot sandwich in hand kudu battle with the English language. You'd even make the Barred owl, I think.

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number9

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Sun Jul-13-03 04:23 PM
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8. forrest - ya gotta change the sig pic

I can't take it any more!!! hubba hubba

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ForrestGump

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Sun Jul-13-03 04:26 PM
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10. I'm sorry about that...I realize that it's quite an eyefull

And Salma's looking pretty good, too.

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DS1

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Sun Jul-13-03 04:35 PM
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12. Time for the DS1 Salma-Bomb!

wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!! KSSSSHHHHHHH!!!!

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number9

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Sun Jul-13-03 04:38 PM
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13. yer killin me

oh man yer killin me. I am no longer in control of my senses

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ForrestGump

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Sun Jul-13-03 04:38 PM
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14. *bonk*

(no, I mean the sound *bonk*, like when your dropping jaw drags your head down and you hit the edge of your desk....)

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