A Tale of Halloween in a Repug Area

Many of you are adults and bless you for putting up with teenagers like myself! :P Anyways, I'm a senior in highschool and I have a twin brother and for halloween he took a Chimp mask and fixed it so it looked like an arrow went through it!



So my bro wore the mask and we went out basically just to go to Chimpy supporting houses! We went to a few Kerry houses - who loved it - to boost our confidence. Then we hit the chimpy houses. A few gave us a weird look but didnt say anything. But then our last chimpy house - omg poetic justice! We ring the bell and this woman we sorta know comes out and sees my mask (I was the Subsurvient Chicken from BK!) and she gives me some candy. But then she turns to the right and sees my brother with the make-fun-of-Chimp mask on and just blurts out "you dissing the president". So my brother retorts "yeah!" and then I give her an eye so she puts some candy in my brother's bag. My brother is debating a repub school mate on our HS's tv station on election day at 11 AM (w00t!) and he asks her if she could watch it but she says she works. So then we say we're looking forward to november 2nd and she just gives us the eye. So then we start walking away and shout "KERRY IN A LANDSLIDE!!!"

What a night!

when I was in high school, we just lit firecrackers in their yard and shit