Game: Speak like Bush!

This are your chance to have a few laughs. The goal is to say whatever is on your mind at the moments in the style of our soon-to-be former governor -- no, president -- no, governor -- our (hopefully) outgoing leader. Use your imaginationings to come up with the best Bush-speak.

Hey, it are a way to kill times.

that elections are good for democracy. It's good to be free, and have freedoms. I can't tell you the joy i get.. to see people doing things for freedom. It makes me want to love them the best i can.

Got my vote!

sorry couldn't get past drooling on myself.

naahn leven ya see, firsh he voted for the eigha naahn billon befo he voted againsh it ya see. Saddam ya see.

He does it better than I ever will

http://www.dubyamovie.com/

How dare you libruls make such a transvestite a' my speechification?!!

"This election comes down to who do you trust," Bush said as Air Force One carried him to a half-dozen states on a final full day of campaigning.
http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/C/CAMPAIGN_RDP?SITE=SCCOL&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT
Last day of the idiot's political career and he still can't get those silly nominative and objective cases right. But hey, he's a regular guy; don't you just want to have a beer with him?

My fellow Americans, we have large amoount of.... uh.... uh.... folks... tryin' to attack us. They have.... uh.... uh.... nekluar weapons.... and.... uh... uh... bombs... and planes! They got to be destroyed!!! And I am the man, the man sent to destroy these.... uhh.... folks.... and make sure that this land, this land of America is... secure.... Secure and safe. I am the man, the man to do this. Because, this group of folks, are tryin' to destroy Americas freedom. And.... uh.... You see, terrorists are like wolves. Wolves are bad. Wolves.... eat people. You know? They... oh this is hard work. I hate hard work. You hate work. I see how hard this work is on the television. My opponet, Mr. Kerry, says that 'I don't do hard work' and I do. Also, Tina Fey thinks that I am a stone dummy, now, that is an... egg-sag-er-ation. I am not a 'Stone cold dummy' I am a smart guy. And if you vote for me, I shall continue to do hard work and I shall.... continue to hunt these group of folks!!! I shall find the NEKLUAR WEAPONS AND HUNT DOWN OSAMA BIN LADEN AND KEEL HIM!!!!! Thank you, and Cheney bless.

Miniluvamericahatebush

Bush is so laughable, he is hard to make fun of. He's just pitiful.

:)

and ah cant keep your safe, cause your safe is yurs --uh Mr. President, that's I can keep you safe-- ah knew that! of curse I knew that, and I can keep you safe from the tourists, and ah would be proud to have the due vote --Uh, Mr. President, that's the DU vote, the democratic underground-- ah would be proud to have your vote, and ah can keep you safe..and uh..ahhh.. *strange static* uh ah he can run but he can hide...--And I ask you, as your President, to elect John Kerry and John Edwards in my place. God Bless America, and good night-- and ah ask you as my President to elect John Kerrys and John's Edwards, God bless america..and -- Shit! No! Mr. President, the Kerry Campaign hacked into our communications!!! Oh forget it. I quit. Someone send my resume to Kerry.--

:D

How so is it you've never aspirated to visit us Canadites?