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Daocrat Donating Member (124 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-04 09:00 PM
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OMG this is NUGE!!!!!! Ask Uncle Freeper ANYTHING!!!
Hi, I'm Uncle Freeper. I love Ted Nugent, firearms, military surplus stores, and Jesus H.W. Christ. Ask me ANYTHING and I'll give you a straight answer. No COMMIES allowed!!!
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Jade Fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-04 09:03 PM
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1. Exactly which chunk of the normal human brain...
are freepers missing? Did they all donate it to someone in return for a
small firearm?
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Daocrat Donating Member (124 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-04 09:08 PM
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6. The brain is full of stem cells.
Good Americans remove the brain. It is full of stem cells which kill fetuses. In fact, there's a whole area of the brain called "the stem." Best be on the safe side and get rid of the bugger, just like we save on dental bills by getting rid of teeth.
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TaleWgnDg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-04 09:03 PM
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2. just one simple question . . .
when you are diligently turning the pages and reading your bible, do you "polish" your gun at the same time? just curious.



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"Everybody needs to have a good abrogado."
- GWBush adds an unnecessary "r" to the Spanish
word for "lawyer," turning it into the word for "abolished,"
White House, Oct. 2, 2003
http://www.mp3.dubyaspeak.com/abrogado.mp3
http://69.56.179.3/dubya_mp3/abrogado.mp3
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Daocrat Donating Member (124 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-04 09:11 PM
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8. No. The bible doesn't have any pages in it.
The bible itself is hollowed out and used as a hiding place for the gun, so that no dirty librul can take it from us. The actual Bible we use to learn about Jesus and stem cells is recorded on the flipside of a Willie Nelson tape.
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tjwash Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-04 09:05 PM
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3. Is Ted Nugent still alive?
Jeebus, that guy was blasting his "music" when I was in high school more years ago than I will admit too...
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Daocrat Donating Member (124 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-04 09:12 PM
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9. Depends on your definition of "alive."
We freepers believe that life begins at conception, but no one can be sure whether Ted was actually concieved or created in a big magnetic wheel.
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UrbScotty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-04 09:07 PM
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4. How many chain saws can you juggle?
:D
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Daocrat Donating Member (124 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-04 09:13 PM
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10. Five, until recently.
Now that I have the prosthetic arm, it's only two.
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brainshrub Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-04 09:08 PM
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5. What does H.W. mean in Jesus H.W. Christ.
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Daocrat Donating Member (124 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-04 09:14 PM
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12. Herbert Walker
But we're thinking of dropping the "Herbert" in honor of our New Leader.
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brainshrub Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-04 09:40 PM
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19. I don't get it.
Jesus Herbert Walker Bush?

Isn't there some commandment against worshiping false idols? :shrug:
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Tsiyu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-04 09:10 PM
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7. Uncle Freeper, Uncle Freeper
What color was Jeebus Rice?
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Daocrat Donating Member (124 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-04 09:15 PM
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13. We don't talk about Mullattos
They go to to "Mercy House," where the nurses take good care of them.
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Tom Kitten Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-04 09:13 PM
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11. Whaddaya think about "Journey to the Center of the Mind"?
Isn't that druggie type music for stoners? What does Ted say about that?
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Daocrat Donating Member (124 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-04 09:16 PM
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14. Never heard it
It sounds like something bums and atheists would listen to. I don't listen to homeless music, and neither does The Nuge.
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Tom Kitten Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-04 09:22 PM
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15. Great reply!
Consider it is legendary for "the Nuge" playing guitar on it!

Are you sure you know what you are talking about?
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UpsideDownFlag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-04 09:24 PM
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16. why aren't you fighting in iraq?
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Daocrat Donating Member (124 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-04 09:27 PM
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18. I am fighting in Iraq.
By voting for Bush, I am fighting in Iraq. I am simply using the physical bodies of poor youth to do so. War is always the most fun when somebody else does the actual dirty work.

-Uncle Freeper
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Daocrat Donating Member (124 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-04 09:25 PM
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17. Who cares
Uncle Freeper is a Republican. He doesn't have to know what he is talking about, he just has to talk.

I has spoken.
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Moonbeam_Starlight Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-04 09:41 PM
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20. Are socialists allowed?
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Daocrat Donating Member (124 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-04 09:46 PM
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21. Like I said, NO COMMIES
And that includes Democrats, Frenchmen, and "moderate" Republicans. God is no moderate, read your Bible.

Not the one with the gun in it, the other one.

-Uncle Freeper
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