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Tweed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-04 10:55 PM
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Offical act lik Ferepers thread
Those idot folks over at the DUmp! They cause some trouble in this county. We need to have only Bush lovin' Americans. They can go to France over with Carry! I need my gun!
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EmperorHasNoClothes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-04 10:56 PM
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1. This thread is going to be HUGH!!!
Kerry is a nazi liberal.
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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-04 11:51 PM
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32. Someone always nabs the HUGH joke before I get to use it
:)
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Tweed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-02-04 12:04 AM
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34. Are you makin jokes of us GOPrs?
You must be a ZOT!
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-02-04 06:57 AM
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62. Yeah, I'm series!! HUGH!!!
assooming that the DEMONcraps don't block the poles, Bush is gonta win in a landslid!!
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Goldmund Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-04 10:57 PM
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2. That's hugh, seriesly.
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Catch22Dem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-04 10:57 PM
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3. The DUmmies better not step out of line tomorrow
Edited on Mon Nov-01-04 10:57 PM by Catch22Dem
Or they're gonna have to deal with this freedom-loving gun owner.

ON EDIT: Change they're to there. I don't think they've learned contractions yet. :evilgrin:
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UCLA Dem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-04 10:58 PM
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4. those damn Democrats! They stole to election! How dare the vote!!!
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BUSHOUT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-04 10:59 PM
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5. SHUT UP YOU STUPID COMMIES!!!
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Endangered Specie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-04 10:59 PM
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6. Heil Hitler!
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FM Arouet666 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-04 10:59 PM
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7. Just "Get over it"
Your canditate lost fair and square. "Get over it", we love the chimp. Go Dick and Bush 2004.
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DuctapeFatwa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-04 11:00 PM
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8. Come pray with me at BlessedCause.org

Like our Dear President, this website is a gift from God!!

It will move you and bring tears to your eyes!

Onward Christian Soldiers!

http://www.BlessedCause.org
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Maiden England Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-04 11:01 PM
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10. If sKerry wins I'm gonna shoot me some hugh
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Tweed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-02-04 12:20 AM
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35. Kerry is so fuki scay
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BMJ Donating Member (107 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-04 11:00 PM
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9. The DEMONcrats sink to a new low!!!! (getting guns loaded)
there tryin to vote! >:-O bastards!
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jdots Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-04 11:02 PM
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11. Thats why we're called the right wing
i heard some fool say that,then he sat down to chew some gum.
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Tweed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-04 11:05 PM
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14. Sound like someone from the DUmp!
Mods, put a bot in his ass
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The Sheik Donating Member (349 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-04 11:04 PM
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12. Argggh.
Always makes me angry when libruls spew vitrol about having the son of Jesus himself (Bush) in the office. Commies.
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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-04 11:05 PM
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13. HEY!
Git that nigger! He's got a ballot!
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Arkana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-04 11:06 PM
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15. How the fcuk can John sKerry lead our cuntry?
He wont keep us safe frum terrarists...stuppid lieberals and DUmmies.
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benito Donating Member (772 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-04 11:08 PM
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16. good gawhd- I love me some Sean Hannity
He called it son! He done went and called this election straight.
Waht city is that electoral colleage located in? I'm gonna send my boy to that skool to get some learnin'.
ptoooey.

I love my Chaney.
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JasonNeedlemeyer Donating Member (47 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-02-04 12:40 AM
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40. now that is funny
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Tweed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-02-04 03:07 AM
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59. hehe, the electoral university is in Bush's camp
Get ready for sum Milwauke's Best!
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Kingofalldems Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-04 11:10 PM
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17. Kerry is
just a front for Billary!
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devilgrrl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-04 11:10 PM
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18. Ann Coulter smokes Belzer on 'Real Time'...
She called him Osama... fa ha ha


:eyes:
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Tsiyu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-04 11:11 PM
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19. This is the sorriest buncha freeptards EVER
Bob Boudelang would be roilling in his grave if he had sacrificed hisself for our fearless leader an akchewally had a grave and all.

So grow some fuzzie wuns and post some real manly stuff.

P.S. We tried out the new weedwacker on Jrs hair. One side of his hedd's a litle swole but other thin that he looks more respectubble, (he wanted his mullet shaved so Dubbyuh would win. I had mine shaved off in 2000. Like diddy, like dumbass Jr)
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onebigbadwulf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-04 11:11 PM
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20. Texas is the best state EVER.
Ok so I couldnt come up with anything clever. Shoot me with an assault weapon.
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-04 11:11 PM
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21. Can we all just pray for the re-election of my president?
ew ew ew - I got cooties just THINKING that...
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rot0r_head Donating Member (335 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-04 11:13 PM
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22. wft why are their LIEberals here??????
GO BACK TO FRNACE U YELLA FAGGET CUNT TRATORS!!!
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Tweed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-04 11:19 PM
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24. Burn 'im!
Let the motherfkers burn!
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Coyote_Bandit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-04 11:15 PM
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23. Praise God!
You know I just love that Betty Bowers chick. Landover Baptist co-ordinated our last revival service here. And my oh my we was just so really really really blessed. Financially that is. Must be because we had faith - and we annointed our wallets with that Holy Ghost oil and prayed and called that money in. Sure do like those folks at Landover. Gotta agree with them. And no it ain't no joke. They are just like me.

God help us all. And please deliver us from evil.

:evilgrin:
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bettyellen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-04 11:28 PM
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28. look at that chelsea, omigod she is..... i can't do it, i love chelsea.
i suck at this.
sorry.
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FreedomFry Donating Member (341 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-02-04 12:32 AM
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37. Gimme 'nother tacks cut, Mister Prezdent!
Dont misunderestimate me. Ah dezerv a tacks cut. Vot Republikian!
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The Sheik Donating Member (349 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-04 11:21 PM
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25. Here's a question for my fella patriots...
who's finer:

Ann Coulter or Monica Crowley?
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-04 11:25 PM
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26. The economy is getting better! The war is going well!
Bush is a MORAL MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Nightowl_2004 Donating Member (498 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-04 11:26 PM
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27. How will we win the war on terror!? I'll tell you how in 1 word...
Strategery.
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JasonNeedlemeyer Donating Member (47 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-04 11:47 PM
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29. me vote for bush
me like bush. :)

Hey this is fun.
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Dem_Loyalist Donating Member (234 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-04 11:50 PM
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31. You forgot to belch and scratch your butt
a few times like those rethugs are always doing. Or maybe---

Vote fer bush! he hayts faggs!
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JasonNeedlemeyer Donating Member (47 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-04 11:52 PM
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33. good one
That is one of the reasons that I really hate the chimp.
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bo44 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-04 11:47 PM
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30. KKKommandaunt Bush said Ahm a take a hugh dump and need som tolet papre
is thur any o ya that I aint shit on yet.
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MisterP Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-02-04 12:31 AM
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36. i Hope teh Arabs get got rid of in PaleSTINK so Isreal can come in
and put pepl in ho dont hid ebehind terror leeadrs like CNN ad BBC.
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rot0r_head Donating Member (335 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-02-04 12:40 AM
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41. CNN? more liek 'CoNN"!!11oneon!1!
rofl libril medea joke
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Tweed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-02-04 12:54 AM
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42. YOU mean CARTOON NEWS NETWORK!?!
We need to replace those liburl media feaks NOW!!! I've got guns!
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Baja Margie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-02-04 12:35 AM
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38. It's hard work......
DUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Not a robought Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-02-04 12:35 AM
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39. here are prayers lord
Protect us from the evil demorats who seek to demolish our holy free market system with their big govermint health care illusons. Keep us safe from harm by guyding the hand of American voters tomorrow toward your servant president Bush on the ballit. May the touch-screen systems in Florida be hacked by your holy devine intervention. Aymen.
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kilaana Donating Member (107 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-02-04 12:58 AM
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43. Yard sign
Some goddamned fuckin' liberle stole all 50 Bush/Chaney yard signs from my yard last night. Those damn French basterds make me so mad! I'm going to stay up all night and if they come back I'm going to take pot shots at 'em with my new shotgun. That'll teach them! Those damn commie liberles really piss me off. Fuckity fuck fuck fuck! God bless America!

Well, I'm off to church now.

p.s. Mel Gibson is a genius!
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Tweed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-02-04 01:00 AM
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44. Next time put some red meat on the signs
that will keep away all those tree huggin', lattye drinkin', soshi eatin' sid shows away! If there is anythin thos limp writ liburls hate more it's RED MEAT! Fry it up on Nov. 3rd in celebation of W!
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SmileyBoy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-02-04 01:01 AM
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45. Duuuuuuhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me no likey Kerry!!! Duuuuuuhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!
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Borgnine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-02-04 01:14 AM
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46. HITLERY KLINTOON ALURT!!!!11!
Edited on Tue Nov-02-04 01:31 AM by Borgnine
I herd Hitlery will be broughting the lesbos to the poles tomorrow, Ive got my mags ready;. they want to cunvert my wife, and BANG straight in her feminazi butch fourhed.

have faith in jesus and bush. they wont let us down, and if the LIEbral DemonRATS trie and get peeple to vote, its time we show them that they can die like there terrrorist lovin pals in Iraq.

OMG!111! THIS WAS MY 911TH POST! I GOTTA GO LISTEN TO TOBY KEITH.
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AntiCoup2K4 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-02-04 01:17 AM
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47. Them LIEbruls are trying to steel our stolin elecshun!!
Goddamm it, im gonna mix up some fuel oil and cowshit and well show those fagot hippees what's what :crazy:
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amandae Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-02-04 01:19 AM
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48. Stuped Morans!
:P
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absolutezero Donating Member (879 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-02-04 01:26 AM
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49. God, please bless George Dubya
Edited on Tue Nov-02-04 01:28 AM by absolutezero
Hes be a good kind man with a good sense of morals and good christian valyuos. If you smite Jon Cairy and the rest of the freedum hatin, socialnazi, nigger lovin faggot dumbocrats I promise that I wil keep ma hands off a er goat bessie fer three weeks and I won't beat ma wife for another 2 after that.
Support the troops, and please bless murika in this time of crysis
Amen

This is fun, whats sad is that they dont even realize that we're making fun of them :evilgrin:
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Wapsie B Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-02-04 01:27 AM
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50. So they put Lurch in the White House.
That means that Slick Willie and Hitlery will be on the cabinet. With all those sex and drug parties those demoncrats luvs to have.
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Morning Dew Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-02-04 01:27 AM
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51. Here come the Viking Kitties
ZOT !!!

FMCDH you islamofashist DUmmy troll !

Hey somebody mention Ann and nobody put up a pitcher of her. Woo hoo, what a babe.

If you want to be added to this ping list, freepmale me.
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DemWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-02-04 01:44 AM
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52. DemocRATS are Godless commies
not only did they steel the sing from in front of my trayler but they stole my Bush bumpersticker off my 84 Buick that was holdin on the tailight when we was at WalMart buyin ammo for my rifle. I work hard for what I got since my plant closed and I workin two jobs and some uptite LIEbrul comes along and steels it. When Bush is relected he's gonna stop all that and make Murica safe for all us hard workin white folks.
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TransitJohn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-02-04 01:49 AM
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53. Stupid lefties
Don't they know that its HARD WORK turning th cornor when Bush inherted a resession? Plus, sKerry would never do waht it take to keep America safe!
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Daocrat Donating Member (124 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-02-04 02:15 AM
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54. Locked an Loaded
Mags stacked

GOD BLESS AMERICA

and noweher else
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Captain Lance Bass Donating Member (854 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-02-04 02:18 AM
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55. terror fear...god bless america..remember 9/11..WMDs
terror fear...god bless america..remember 9/11..WMDs
terror fear...god bless america..remember 9/11..WMDs
terror fear...god bless america..remember 9/11..WMDs
terror fear...god bless america..remember 9/11..WMDs
terror fear...god bless america..remember 9/11..WMDs
terror fear...god bless america..remember 9/11..WMDs
terror fear...god bless america..remember 9/11..WMDs
terror fear...god bless america..remember 9/11..WMDs
terror fear...god bless america..remember 9/11..WMDs
terror fear...god bless america..remember 9/11..WMDs
terror fear...god bless america..remember 9/11..WMDs


howz dat?
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Robeson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-02-04 02:28 AM
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56. I'm Horny, where's my Gun!
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LSK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-02-04 02:41 AM
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57. IT WAS KKKLINTONS FAULT
Edited on Tue Nov-02-04 02:42 AM by LSK
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LiberteToujours Donating Member (737 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-02-04 02:42 AM
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58. This is mean
I don't make fun of retarded people.
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benito Donating Member (772 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-02-04 05:37 AM
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60. That skinny little halfbreed eminem
make that fukkin mush video. and gots the white peopel wanna be BLACK peopel wearnin' those BLACK hoodys!!.
Muh Gawd what is the wurld comin' to?

I luv my Chaney!
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Dukakis88 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-02-04 06:54 AM
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61. Boycott Heinz ketchup -- made from stolen Christian fetuses.
Every life is sacred. Don't put baby guts on your freedome friez. Shoot and kill your own food to be safe.
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Dukakis88 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-02-04 06:57 AM
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63. Ink on New York Times paper gives herpes, Ebola.
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Dukakis88 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-02-04 06:58 AM
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64. Bill Clinton seduced my white wife, gave her a black baby.
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Dukakis88 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-02-04 07:03 AM
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65. FOX NEWS FUKERS BIASED AGAINST BUSH!!1!!11
I herd them say Kerry's name. That's like free advertising... Have you noticed how they take Bush's face off the screen during commercials? They should keep it in the bottom right corner at least, to support the troops DISRESPECTFUL LIBRUL MEDIA GO FUK THEMSELVES.

I'm going down to Fox News and kick asses after I finish this six pack
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Tweed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-02-04 10:31 AM
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68. FOX has defintky turned over to th dak sid!
They use to be our fiends!
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Ganja Ninja Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-02-04 07:22 AM
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66. "Vote right or die." * (Actual post from Freerepublic.com)
To: sonsofliberty2000
Vote right or die.

4 posted on 11/01/2004 9:27:07 PM PST by CharliefromKS


http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1265883/posts


Yeah I know it's cheating but it's hard work freep'n.
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NamVetsWeeLass Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-02-04 07:31 AM
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67. Hey, I am prood to be Murkin, where at least I know
I'm Free. Those damned DUmper peeple are a bunch of Liberall Commy Pinko Fags who want gays to be marryed. They want to take hour Nucular Weapins and for..fornikate with the ded babys they alow to happin. And they forgot POLAND! Steel 4 More Yeers! Steel 4 More Yeers! and that Dammed Carry, He is a Traytir. He talked to the Paris Hilton people after Nam. He threw his meddles out, not like Dubya, he is God. Ewwwwwwwww, I feel Dirty, I need to take a shower now.
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Aristus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-02-04 10:47 AM
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69. Carry iz a kowerd! He went tuh Viet Nam and DODGED the
bullets, sted of bein' brave and lettin' 'em hit him. Meentime, our brayv gloryuss Prezdint kep' th' skies o' Texas sayf frum Commanists. An' he woudda got REAL medals fer his surface 'cept the LIEberal Demoncrats wooden let him half none.

Eew, I need a shower now. I get a headache just trying to think down to their level. B-):smoke::hippy:
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philosophie_en_rose Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-02-04 10:51 AM
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70. SKKKergay is a girly man! O'Reilly is fare and balance! Me hate girlz!
Skkkerry is a looser that is trying to stteeel from poor people lik Hallurbuton.
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NoSheep Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-02-04 10:53 AM
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71. Shrub Campaign Satire By Dian
BUSH-CHENEY 2004 FUCK YOU
WE’RE CHANGING THE WORLD WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT


On November 2nd, we know you will support the candidate who has your best interests in mind. And by now, you must realize, that only George W. Bush has the audacity to make sure that your fortunes are protected from the so called “little people”.

President Bush, along with a few of his select advisors, has spent countless hours masterminding a plan to keep the working class schmucks struggling in fear. In four short years, his administration has managed to convert millions of would-be Democrats into card carrying Republicans through a clever blend of terrorist threats, fundamentalist religious messages, and something we like to call “trickle down economics”. Hell, we’ve got them so mixed up, they don’t even understand the English language anymore!

It’s really quite simple. Whenever we screw something up, we just say we didn’t! Whenever we risk the lives of our own citizens, we just say we’re supporting the troops! Even though we’ve wrecked the economy, the rich are still better off and who are the rest of them going to complain to? The Government? HA! Look at what we’ve managed to do with the Bill of Rights! The Patriot Act is just the beginning! Hell, when we’re done, you won’t even recognize that liberal extremist rag they refer to as the Constitution!

Remember those $300 checks we sent out to stimulate the economy? We thought that was brilliant! Everybody knows what working people will do with a little spending money!

They basically turned around and gave it back to YOU! Not only have we managed to cut YOUR taxes…we devised a plan to give you back the ones you DID pay! I mean, why should you have to pay taxes when we can get the working class to do it for you?

Listen. You don’t need any more competition. We can’t let the masses rise up and steal our profits.

To be perfectly honest, what President Bush and his advisors have that their candidate doesn’t have, is a vision of the future that is guaranteed to work in your favor. We envision the America of the Working Class as a third world country where the RICH have a kind of power that heretofore has been unimaginable to us. From the safety of our gated communities and walled estates, those who have the stomach for it, will observe the huddled masses, taking whatever they can get. Without the jobs that we are outsourcing every day; without overtime pay or working conditions protected by labor unions, without the strength of their families, which we will continue to tear apart through endless warfare; without health care and higher education, they will be destitute. Totally subservient to US! We can have our way with them! We believe that given another four years, this administration will even have the Liberal Elite eating out of our hands!!

This is our plan:

Deal with the working class by engaging them in war with our enemies overseas.
Kill as many queers, artists, and college professors we can (get the Muslim radicals to fly airplanes into the major universities)
Put all remaining blacks in jail. Crack oughta do it.
Send all the manufacturing jobs to China where we can exploit cheap labor.
Hire the Hispanics to do the service work. (they have “family values” AND the work ethic) We’ll make them citizens and they’ll pay the taxes.
Rape all remaining natural habitats for oil and other necessary minerals.
An SUV in every driveway.


GET OUT THE VOTE. YOU CAN’T AFFORD TO MISS THIS OPPORTUNITY
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ProfessorGAC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-02-04 11:15 AM
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73. But, Also Kill 'Em All, Kill 'Em All, Kill 'Em All, Kill 'Em All. . .
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Tweed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-02-04 04:40 PM
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74. THIS IS HUGH! WE WILL STILL WIN DESPITE TURNOUT!
ALL THE 4 milLLioni evangleicans are votin that staed home in there homes because of Bush's drin'! What a bogus stroy that was! We will win! God Bles my Bush!
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