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CO Liberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-01-04 11:33 PM Original message |
It's the Election Eve FREEPER JOKE THREAD!!!!! |
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Arkana (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-01-04 11:35 PM Response to Original message |
1. Q. How do you stop a freeper from drowning? |
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Maiden England (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-01-04 11:36 PM Response to Original message |
2. Did ya hear about the two freepers sat on the floor? |
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Kire (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-01-04 11:47 PM Response to Reply #2 |
6. did you tell this one right? |
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ogradda (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-01-04 11:39 PM Response to Original message |
3. Q - how many freepers does it take to make popcorn? |
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ZanZaBar (95 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-01-04 11:43 PM Response to Original message |
4. What's the difference between a dead skunk & a dead Freeper on the road? |
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PittPoliSci (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-01-04 11:44 PM Response to Reply #4 |
5. welcome to DU! |
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bo44 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-01-04 11:56 PM Response to Reply #4 |
11. yo ZanZaBar whaddup and welcome to the DUmp |
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camero (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-01-04 11:48 PM Response to Original message |
7. What do you call 10,000 freepers at the bottom of the ocean? |
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bo44 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-01-04 11:50 PM Response to Original message |
8. A genie granted a freeper three wishes |
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signmike (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-02-04 10:07 AM Response to Reply #8 |
27. tsk tsk tsk |
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almostallhere (124 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-02-04 01:21 PM Response to Reply #27 |
39. HA! that made me laugh out loud |
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ogradda (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-01-04 11:52 PM Response to Original message |
9. Q - why did the freeper have a dent above her belly button? |
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bo44 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-01-04 11:54 PM Response to Original message |
10. Whaddya call a freeper that can run faster 'n her brothers? |
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CO Liberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-01-04 11:58 PM Response to Original message |
12. What Has 19 Legs and 25 Teeth? |
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rot0r_head (335 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-01-04 11:59 PM Response to Original message |
13. How is a Freeper like a drunk? |
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Goathead (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-02-04 12:00 AM Response to Original message |
14. What do you do if a FREEPER throws a grenade at you? |
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psychopomp (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-02-04 09:53 AM Response to Reply #14 |
25. LOL |
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Not a robought (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-02-04 12:02 AM Response to Original message |
15. Two freepers got married |
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PittPoliSci (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-02-04 12:16 AM Response to Reply #15 |
22. LMAO!!!!!!!!!! |
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bo44 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-02-04 12:04 AM Response to Original message |
16. What do most freepers call their sister? |
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CO Liberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-02-04 12:07 AM Response to Reply #16 |
18. What Are the Three Hardest Years of a Freeper's Life? |
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bo44 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-02-04 12:09 AM Response to Reply #18 |
20. funny |
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FloridaJudy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-02-04 12:06 AM Response to Original message |
17. What's the difference |
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jdots (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-02-04 12:07 AM Response to Original message |
19. whats the difference between a freeper.......... |
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CO Liberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-02-04 12:10 AM Response to Original message |
21. How Many Freepers Does It Take to Shingle a Roof? |
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CO Liberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-02-04 12:16 AM Response to Original message |
23. What's The Difference Between a Freeper Wedding and a Freeper Funeral? |
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psychopomp (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-02-04 09:54 AM Response to Reply #23 |
26. LOL |
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CO Liberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-02-04 09:48 AM Response to Original message |
24. What Happened to the Freeper Hockey Team? |
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jdots (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-02-04 01:37 PM Response to Reply #24 |
41. what did one freeper say when he saw a brain floating |
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CO Liberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-02-04 10:43 AM Response to Original message |
28. What Has 32 Teeth and Votes for Bush? |
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CO Liberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-02-04 10:47 AM Response to Original message |
29. Hear About the Freepers Who Froze to Death At The Drive-In? |
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CO Liberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-02-04 10:52 AM Response to Original message |
30. What Do You get When You Cross a Freeper With a Gorilla? |
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Culture Mind (55 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-02-04 11:24 AM Response to Original message |
31. How do you stop a Freeper from choking? |
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TheMightyFavog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-02-04 11:28 AM Response to Original message |
32. What's the differance between a Freeper and a lying stinking... |
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Culture Mind (55 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-02-04 11:31 AM Response to Original message |
33. Why do birds fly upside down over FreakRepublic? |
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pdx_prog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-02-04 11:31 AM Response to Original message |
34. There is a new perfume for Freeper women... |
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Culture Mind (55 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-02-04 11:32 AM Response to Original message |
35. Did you hear about the Freepers who went ice fishing? |
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CO Liberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-02-04 01:03 PM Response to Original message |
36. Two Freepers Went Duck Hunting |
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da_chimperor (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-02-04 01:05 PM Response to Original message |
37. How do you sink a submarine full of freepers? |
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Blue_Tires (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-02-04 01:16 PM Response to Original message |
38. what's 2 miles long and has an IQ of 20?? |
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CO Liberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-02-04 01:31 PM Response to Original message |
40. What's Yellow and Fun to Watch??? |
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signmike (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-02-04 03:33 PM Response to Original message |
42. 6 Bullets |
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