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...and cook myself an election day victory steak tomorrow. I may marinate it over night, in a special marinade. Not that I know how to cook. In fact, I have never used a marinade before. I also understand that it is good to season the steak.
I may eat the steak in a sandwich, cut diagonally in half. I am informed that this adds considerably to the taste of the sandwich. Then it will be time to retire to the drawing room to listen to the wireless and the incoming results. Cigars and sherry will accompany this part of the evening.
My drawing room has plush velvet couches and darkwood walls. It is in this room that I have spent many evenings wondering, how is it possible that so many people can be tricked and brainwashed into voting for this ass-monkey chimp that currently pollutes the white house.
"W" stands for get the F*#K outta that house and take your sorry, disgusting, lying, frauding, murdering, torturing ass back to Texas, and take that fat ugly lump of crap Cheney with you. Shit, bitch.
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