Dan Rather keeps calling the election "hot and tight"
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Tue Nov-02-04 02:22 AM
Dan Rather keeps calling the election "hot and tight"
He's used that expression on at least his last two newscasts. Is he trying to influence the election by making all the males horny?
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Tue Nov-02-04 02:23 AMOriginal message
1. He's a geezer, this might be a turn-on for him! n/t
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Tue Nov-02-04 02:24 AMOriginal message
2. He also said The OH race was gettin SWANKY
not really but sounded good :-)
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Tue Nov-02-04 02:25 AMOriginal message
3. At least he's not calling up pretty young co-workers to say it
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Tue Nov-02-04 02:26 AMOriginal message
4. Then Katie Couric said the the tight election was making her
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Tue Nov-02-04 02:28 AMOriginal message
and whats with the swanky ?
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Tue Nov-02-04 02:30 AMOriginal message
6. When he adds "wet," we'll have to tell him to get a room.
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Tue Nov-02-04 02:32 AMReply #6
(That's my Chris Matthews impression. :) )
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Tue Nov-02-04 02:32 AMOriginal message
8. If he didn't mention...
... falafel, that's at least some indication that he still has more journalistic integrity than O'Really. :P
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Tue Nov-02-04 02:36 AMOriginal message
9. Must have taken an extra Viagra pill tonight
Man, these hot, tight, young, wet political races turn me on!
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Tue Nov-02-04 02:37 AMOriginal message
10. "This election is hot and tight."
"There's a lot of movement, and right now it's hard to predict just when the final surge is going to come."
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Tue Nov-02-04 02:44 AMReply #10
funny! I wonder if Dan is aware of what it sounds like he's describing?
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Tue Nov-02-04 02:44 AMOriginal message
Hot and tight I can see, but I felt "shaved and slippery" was going a bit too far.
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Tue Nov-02-04 04:34 AMReply #11
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Tue Nov-02-04 03:06 AMOriginal message
13. They're gonna have to hose Dan down with some cracked ice....
He's going over the top just a bit! :crazy:
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Tue Nov-02-04 04:15 AMOriginal message
not for years i'd think!:-)
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Tue Nov-02-04 04:30 AMOriginal message
15. thanks I need the laugh this early
I nearly bust a gut laughing. poor dan i think its a good thing he doesnt add wet to that description
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