Top Ten Punchlines To Dirty Election Jokes

Top Ten Punchlines To Dirty Election Jokes


10. "With a poll like that, I'm suprised he can gallup at all."

9. "She starts chanting, 'four more minutes! four more minutes!'"

8. "That's not the voting lever, but don't stop pulling."

7. "This isn't how it looks--I'm just joining a third party."

6. I prefer Bush, but I don't know who I'll vote for."

5. "So that's where Katherine Harris was hiding the Al Gore votes."

4. "Unfortunately, his margin of error was plus or minus three inches."

3. "Get used to it, honey--we live in a swing state."

2. "I thought you had trouble maintaining an election."

1. "I saw your sister with Mary Cheney--there was no sign of Dick."

because I'm obviously 12. :)

is more like the British variety.They use erection to describe actual construction work.So, imagine my surprise, when on a taxicab ride in Bombay, I saw this van with a sign for a construction company saying
WE DO FANTASTIC ERECTIONS ! Enough said.The joys of English, our common language.

Even David Letteman was as little perplexed by this list. He sort of laughed and said that's just not right...or something to that effect.

Live, it was a pretty funny list. Sense of humor required.

I needed this. :)

glad you liked it.