Limbaugh and Kagan to marry? (vomiting sound)

Sputnik

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Tue Nov-02-04 11:07 AM
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Limbaugh and Kagan to marry? (vomiting sound)

"ARE RUSH Limbaugh and CNN's Daryn Kagan talking marriage? According to U.S. News & World Report, friends of the couple say Kagan could become the fourth Mrs. Limbaugh as soon as the divorce from his third wife, Marta, comes through. Word is the right-wing flight commander has asked Kagan's family for clearance for take-off."

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/gossip/story/248633p-212941c.html

I hate to see my own gender be so honkin' stupid. Daryn needs an intervention, quickly.

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Bluzmann57

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Tue Nov-02-04 11:11 AM
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1. If this happens

Edited on Tue Nov-02-04 11:11 AM by Bluzmann57

then CNN should immediately yank her off the air, as her alleged credibility will be destroyed. There will be no semblance of objectivity with her then. Or maybe she could get a job at fox.

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aden_nak

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Tue Nov-02-04 11:12 AM
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3. They should yank her just for her demonstration of poor judgment.

You know, in any other profession, a mean-spirited, lying, thrice-divorced, drug addict would be called, well, exactly that.

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aden_nak

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Tue Nov-02-04 11:11 AM
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2. Maybe Rush is her "beard".

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Jivenwail

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Tue Nov-02-04 11:13 AM
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4. Oh, where's the hurl bucket?

I doubt there's one big enough for all that spew this brings up.

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Jack The Tab

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Tue Nov-02-04 11:15 AM
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5. Rush = defending marriage so much, he does it three times..

Would love to hear his take on the whole gay marriage issue, since he is an expert at marriage. Just not staying married.

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fertilizeonarbusto

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Tue Nov-02-04 11:15 AM
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6. This, my friends,

is a threat to traditional digestion. :puke:

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Itascapark

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Tue Nov-02-04 11:15 AM
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7. Whooooooo!!! Hold the phone!

Joke, right? Those two?? :wtf:

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ProfessorGAC

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Tue Nov-02-04 11:18 AM
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8. Family Values

What's that for Rushbot now, 3? I think he needs to stop telling others how they should live until he's got the whole sharing and cooperation thing down for himself.
The Professor

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Sputnik

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Tue Nov-02-04 11:32 AM
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10. No, it would be his fourth marriage

So surprising no woman will stay married to him.

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ProfessorGAC

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Tue Nov-02-04 11:40 AM
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11. Glad To Be Wrong! Strengthens My Point

The Professor

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quisp

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Tue Nov-02-04 11:25 AM
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9. Some people will do anything for $50 million...

even pretend to sleep with the vulgar pigboy for 10 years.

That's how long Marta lasted.

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