Heh. I'm the luckiest, most pathetic motherfucker here today.

short bus president

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Wed Nov-03-04 09:57 AM
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Heh. I'm the luckiest, most pathetic motherfucker here today.

My personal life has been a traumatic enough horror show these past several weeks that it's helping take my mind off the fresh injury of the vote. It's like, can't be arsed worrying about being drafted and killed in Iraq, or strung up by the roving bootboy goon squads. How're they gonna even find me buried under this massive heap of life-wreckage, anyway?

Sometimes silver linings are fucking poisonous.

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Cyndee_Lou_Who

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Wed Nov-03-04 09:59 AM
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1. I concur.

Single mother... financially in ruins due to this fucking administration. 13 1/2 year-old with 'behaviorial' issues. AAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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GOPisEvil

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Wed Nov-03-04 10:02 AM
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2. Is this some strange corollary to Maslow's Hierarchy of Need?

Shortbus' hierarchy of pain?

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short bus president

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Wed Nov-03-04 10:13 AM
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4. Yes. "To the pain!"

"Your ears you keep, and I'll tell you why. So that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish, every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out: "Dear God, what is that thing?" will echo in your perfect ears. That is what "to the pain" means. It means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery, forever."

:cry:

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GOPisEvil

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Wed Nov-03-04 10:15 AM
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5. Dude I feel for ya...

...it hurts to see friends in pain. Here's hoping yours is short-lived. :hug:

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short bus president

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Wed Nov-03-04 10:38 AM
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7. Grumble... mutter...

"short-lived" may not be the choice of words I'd have made, but I appreciate the sentiment nevertheless. ;-)

You know, you can always hop a plane with that case of shiner and we can explore these impulses you know we've both been having...

:P

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miss_kitty

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Wed Nov-03-04 10:29 AM
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6. yes

someone needs to write a thesis.

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La Lioness Priyanka

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Wed Nov-03-04 10:04 AM
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3. i am right there with ya

the disaster zone that is my personal life is overshadowing the dismal elections

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