I want the most vicious CAPTIONS you've ever given

Bossy Monkey

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Wed Nov-03-04 06:19 PM
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I want the most vicious CAPTIONS you've ever given

U.S. Senator-elect Jim DeMint, R-S.C. shows off his new hat that was presented to him from Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist, R-Tenn., Wednesday.

"Garsh, I look just like Costner in 'Bull Durham'-- except even stupider!"

I'm so proud of my native state :eyes: Now we have the TWO worst Senators on the planet! And they aren't 80 and 100 any more.

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Lenape85

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Wed Nov-03-04 06:20 PM
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1. Incest is best, why try the rest...

when you can get it at home

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CBGLuthier

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Wed Nov-03-04 06:21 PM
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2. sorry to hijack

But I can't let the comment that you have the two worst stand.

In Oklahoma we have Inhofe and Coburn. Two more miserable excuses for human beings may not exist anywhere, except in the Bush admin proper.

As for a caption, Jim practices smirking like his hero. :-)

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antigone382

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Wed Nov-03-04 07:23 PM
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9. umm, try Bill Frist and Lamar Alexander on for size

As for a caption...

You'll always be a butt-ugly repuke. The hat doesn't help.

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kitkatrose

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Wed Nov-03-04 07:41 PM
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11. Alexander's non-existent from what I can see,

Edited on Wed Nov-03-04 07:42 PM by kitkatrose

and a rubber stamp to boot. Frist's a kitten killing prick. But I have to say that Texas has the worst w/ Tom Delay. :scared: And I live(d) in TN.

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antigone382

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Wed Nov-03-04 07:49 PM
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12. Yes, this is true about DeLay

But Frist definitely gives him a run for his money.

In all honesty, Alexander stands apart from the wingnuts on one or two issues, but you're right, he's basically just a rubber stamp. He could be a lot worse, but he sure as Hell could be a lot better.

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kitkatrose

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Wed Nov-03-04 07:55 PM
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13. Fortunately, when he was elected,

I had no hopes for him. I see you on Frist. My mother brought up the possibility of Frist in 08 as pres and just knocked my socks off.

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MnFats

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Wed Nov-03-04 06:27 PM
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3. Great job! Great victory. Now turn around, drop 'em and bend over."

"You'll have to get used to it for thenext four years just like the rest of the country."

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Maiden England

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Wed Nov-03-04 06:41 PM
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4. Yeah, well I take your two worst senators and raise you....

David Duke wannabe David Vitter.
Evil incarnate, now senator in LA.

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Southpaw Bookworm

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Wed Nov-03-04 06:44 PM
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5. Hello, my teacher

Now, when do we start doing "medical research" on those evil homosexuals, just like you did on all those cats?

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DemoTex

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Wed Nov-03-04 06:44 PM
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6. Jim "Goober" DimWit.

What an ass. What a liar. What a scam of a campaign.

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blueknight

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Wed Nov-03-04 06:55 PM
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7. sorry guys, but i got the worse two,

bunning and mcconnell.assholes,assholes,assholes

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DemoTex

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Wed Nov-03-04 07:01 PM
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8. Maybe, maybe not. Lindsey Graham/Jim DimWit are pretty scary.

I just saw them on TV crowing about what a clear mandate this election is for the Bu$h regime. Carte Blanche for the AWOL liar. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

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OldLeftieLawyer

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Wed Nov-03-04 07:27 PM
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10. "Waaaaaaaaaaaait a dern minute.......

"Didn't I just do you in the men's room?"

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