This will cheer you up! There are rumors of a Jessica and Nick breakup!

joeybee12

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Thu Nov-04-04 10:26 AM
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This will cheer you up! There are rumors of a Jessica and Nick breakup!

Edited on Thu Nov-04-04 10:30 AM by joeybee12

Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey, that is!

Oh, how it warms my heart to think that two shallow, talentless Repukes are having personal problems!

Call me evil but I don't phucking care!

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gollygee

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Thu Nov-04-04 10:33 AM
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1. Does it make me evil if that does indeed cheer me up?

they are awful.

I am in such a bad mood. Still. I need more carnage! Tell me one of the Bush twins is a lesbian and the other had an abortion. That would cheer me up even more.

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joeybee12

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Thu Nov-04-04 10:36 AM
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2. Rent a "Girls Gone Wild" tape and see if you see either Bush slut

in it...from what I gather, they act like those girls do even when the Secret Service is around.

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liberalitch

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Thu Nov-04-04 10:40 AM
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3. Jessica and nick murder suicide....

now that would make me crack a smile.

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JitterbugPerfume

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Thu Nov-04-04 10:42 AM
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5. who are

Jessica and Nick? I am serious---I do not know (nor do I care)

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joeybee12

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Thu Nov-04-04 10:43 AM
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7. If you're lucky enough to not know, I won't interrupt your bliss!

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joeybee12

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Thu Nov-04-04 10:42 AM
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6. Naw--neither is bright enough to figure out how that's done!

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American Tragedy

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Thu Nov-04-04 10:42 AM
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4. But I thought that amendment protected marriage

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Spider Jerusalem

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Thu Nov-04-04 10:44 AM
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8. That doesn't cheer me up.

Edited on Thu Nov-04-04 10:44 AM by Spider Jerusalem

It would cheer me up if it were announced that they were going to be soaked in pig's blood and dropped into a tank of sharks on live television, but this just makes me say "so?" Shallow celebrities break up all the time. It is almost to be expected.

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