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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 10:20 AM
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The Happy Heli of all CAPTIONS!!!!


W. is "thinking": "Okay, so George Washington didn't discover America. I'm always getting him mixed up with Christopher Columbus who was named after the capitol of Ohio. I knew that! That's what I meant to say, anyway. Karl didn't have to carry on laughing for so damned long, if you ask me. I even know they were from different centuries. . . . Geez."
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demnan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 10:24 AM
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1. Where's the other dog?
I haven't seen poor Barney lately since Whistle-ass dropped him.
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 10:27 AM
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2. try
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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 10:28 AM
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3. "Don't make me look like an idiot, poochy.......
...or I'll turn you into a belt, jus' like I done to Barney."
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sspiderjohn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 06:33 PM
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13. Is Barney a goner? I really don't know, but I'm concerned.
nm
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maxanne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 10:30 AM
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4. look at the pilot's face!
He's saying "hope the drunken SOB trips over the dog.."
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BelgianMadCow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 05:14 PM
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11. no, the pilot is reaching for the "Fast stairs retraction" button
just waiting till the dog is clear...
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cosmicdot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 10:47 AM
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5. OK, where is this Isabel character ... all I see is the kitchen help ...
Edited on Mon Sep-15-03 10:50 AM by cosmicdot
... huh, and, they look like they're giving me an "I" not a "W" salute ... everyone said I should look out for Isabel when I got back ... where in the hell is she? ... I even had my pants pressed to wear with my brown shoes to meet this Isabel ... Isabel! Isabel! where are you, Isabel?!?

Spot is thinking: if I end up in a back cast like Barney, I'm gonna do something ... not sure what, but something ... like pee on the bottom step ...
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 01:32 PM
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6. Where's you appetite for CAPTIONS, DU???
:toast:
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CO Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 01:33 PM
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7. Doesn't It Look Like Pretzelboy Kicked That Poor Dog Off The Copter?
:-)
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 04:48 PM
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8. Now as the day gives silent way to night,
And DU'ers by the score douse screen and lights
And gat them home to their repast, spirits bright,
Then come forth their colleagues of the night
With minds aflame to set the CAPTION right!

:kick:
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 04:51 PM
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9. Colon Bowel gets treated like a dog so much he's starting to act
like one!
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BelgianMadCow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 05:11 PM
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10. Bush* is thinking : "left, railing... right, up..left railing...right up"
Edited on Mon Sep-15-03 05:12 PM by BelgianMadCow
or a simple "Zieg Hail"
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myomy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 05:51 PM
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12. Gotta get outta here before he tries to pick me up.
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VOX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 06:40 PM
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14. "Prime Minister Blair and pRresident * emerge from Marine One."
:evilgrin:
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