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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 10:26 AM
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The Sick Lil' Muffin of all CAPTIONS!!!
Edited on Mon Sep-15-03 10:31 AM by skip fox


"Boy. I started trying to write something in the copter then everything started swirling. . . . Man . . . I thought my mind was on backwards. . . . So Laura sees I'm woozy and lays my head in her lap and tells me everything's going to be alright, to just close my eyes and not think of anything, which should be easy, . . . Wow, and she doesn't laugh at me or call me Numbnuts or slap me or anything! And by the time we landed, I was feeling all better. Gee. Sometimes it's great to be married.!"
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GainesT1958 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 10:32 AM
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1. Barney's thoughts:
"Man, I gotta go--really bad! I think maybe I'll leave one right here...so he'll be sure to step in it!" :D

Go Barney GO!!! :7

B-)
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roguevalley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 07:26 PM
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20. that is one cute little dog. And the scotty isn't bad either.
I WANT THAT LITTLE DOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 10:32 AM
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2. "What has 3 heads, 8 legs, and one brain....................."
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StaggerLee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 10:40 AM
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3. !
:D
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Journeyman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 10:41 AM
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6. . . . and one brain low to the ground. . .
n/t
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VOX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 02:55 PM
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12. Or: 4 heads, 10 legs, and *two* brains...
If you count the Marine standing behind.

:toast:
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regularguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 10:40 AM
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4. In order to spare himself the humiliation suffered
by former President Clinton, president bush only hires interns who look exactly like his wife.
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Garage Queen Donating Member (640 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 10:41 AM
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5. Ok, so with MY figure I should be one to talk, but ...
isn't * looking a little ... um, chunky?

Maybe that'll be Stepford Woman's new nickname:

"You gonna get 'em, Chuncky?" (insert girlish giggle here)

:evilgrin:
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Drifter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 10:57 AM
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7. Hold me up Dear ...
I'm ripped.

Cheers
Drifter
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cosmicdot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 11:00 AM
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8. Laura is wondering: do you think anyone will notice we slept
in these clothes all weekend? What little sleep we did get ... no rest at all because numbnuts is hooked up with a bunch of sleeze bags ... Unca Dick and Karl kept us up all night ... Chunky looks like crap ... drinking shots each time the phone rang didn't help ... gotta stay focused ... fo-cused ... hell, I make out like a bandit, too ... so, what the hell ... play along ... even if it ends tomorrow, the bank account grows by the hour ... what's on my slate for this week ... um ... nothing ... again ... it's not like I have to do much ... try not to look depressed ... I feel so relaxed ... no, really ... whatever ...
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 11:13 AM
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9. Gosh that Marine sures looks proud to serve under such an honorable man..
I mean you can just see it in his face. Can't you?

:eyes:
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 01:33 PM
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10. Is everybody CAPTION-poor today? Come on, DU, let's
do it!

:toast:
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maxanne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 02:06 PM
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11. Laura is really
starting to look like my mama. Maybe tonight she'll put on the pearls for me....
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 03:03 PM
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13. Marine sez,,,,,,,,
"I didn't salute the AWOL, I saluted the little made in Korea American Flag on his jacket!"
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 04:47 PM
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14. Daylight bards of captions now depart
Leaving treasures of their chosen art
Strewn cross the path of those who follow
That they might caption, thus, until sweet marrow.

:kick:
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BelgianMadCow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 05:18 PM
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15. "Watch his ears when I kick him"
allthough Bush being a leftie, for a RWnut ? mmm.....
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BelgianMadCow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 05:19 PM
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16. Guard in the back : "Left...right...left...right"
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myomy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 05:49 PM
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17. Thas right, Pickles bought me this reversible tie,
It goes with lots of thangs.
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CO Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 05:51 PM
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18. And It's a CLIP-ON!!!!
:-)
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VOX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 06:43 PM
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19. He's wearing a black belt with brown suede shoes. Brilliant!
Pickles should lay out *'s clothes for him the night before. He's either too damn dumb or too hung over to dress properly!
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